When a beautiful blonde and the Queen die on the same day and head to the pearly gates, they discover there's only room for one of them to get into heaven. St. Peter turns to the blonde and asks her why she should be admitted.
The blonde takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect breasts God has ever created."
St. Peter thanks the blonde, then asks the Queen the same question.
The Queen drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it.
St. Peter says, "OK, Your Majesty, you may go in."
The blonde is outraged. "I showed you two of God's most perfect creations and the old lady douches and gets in?!"
"Sorry," says St. Peter, "but a royal flush beats a pair any day."
2006-09-19 15:20:31 · 8 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats the best joke i have heard in a while and i cant wait to tell the guys at poker night tonight!
2006-09-19 15:23:34 · answer #1 · answered by PAUL F 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I need a royal flush...lol keep them coming.
2006-09-19 15:23:22 · answer #2 · answered by cobo6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some guy had a shirt advertising some bar and it said liquor up front and poker in the rear!
2006-09-19 16:20:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that made my morning! How funny!
2006-09-20 04:56:23 · answer #4 · answered by Why do you ask? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha, ha ,ha
2006-09-19 15:22:41 · answer #5 · answered by Dora M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Thank you!
2006-09-19 15:28:22 · answer #6 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh ha ha ha, good one.
2006-09-19 15:37:04 · answer #7 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was funny
^_^ thanks for the laugh and keep it up
2006-09-19 15:50:51 · answer #8 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋