During a sermon, the preacher says to his congregation, “The Bible covers everything. I challenge anyone to name a subject I can’t find in the Good Book.”
A woman in a back pew raises her hand and asks, “What about PMS?”
Caught by surprise, the preacher nervously thumbs through the Bible before exclaiming, “Oh, here it is: ‘And Mary rode Joseph’s a$$ all the way to Bethlehem.’”
2006-09-19 15:17:30 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, that's funny... I guess the bible really does cover everything, huh? lmao...
2006-09-19 15:25:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is just wrong....If i was the preacher...I would say its not in the good book.
2006-09-19 22:21:20 · answer #2 · answered by cobo6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute!
2006-09-19 23:14:16 · answer #3 · answered by bugsbunnylookalike2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Thank you.
2006-09-19 22:41:12 · answer #4 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-19 23:30:23 · answer #5 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny but for those of you that think its innapropriate, *** also means donkey!
2006-09-19 22:47:21 · answer #6 · answered by Janet A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it... lol... it was very funny and very true
2006-09-19 22:44:38 · answer #7 · answered by katie b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's just cute!
2006-09-19 22:33:24 · answer #8 · answered by feathereafter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YUP
2006-09-19 22:20:14 · answer #9 · answered by krayzmom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋