Father Mike is hearing confessions one day when he gets the urge to take a leak. He motions the janitor over.
“Hey, Bob,” he says. “Take over. If someone comes in, just check the list on the wall and give ’em their penance.”
Bob wearily agrees, and no sooner does he take over than a woman enters the booth and blurts out, “Father, I can’t stop giving anal sex to strangers.”
Bob frantically checks the list but can’t find anything about anal sex. He peeks through the curtain and sees an altar boy lighting candles.
“Psst! Altar boy!” Bob calls. “What does Father Mike give for anal sex?”
“As of last week,” says the altar boy, “two lollipops and a soda.”
2006-09-19 15:18:46 · 6 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I heard that they are going to start making sexual predators wear special uniforms after being released from prison so that people can identify them on the street as a sexual predator. The uniform will be all black with a white collar.
2006-09-19 15:23:17 · answer #1 · answered by jedi1josh 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh my goodness! lol, that's just wrong.... well, it's true though. The Catholic church has a way to go to get people to respect them now...
2006-09-19 22:27:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha very funny but sick
2006-09-19 22:42:44 · answer #3 · answered by katie b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooh, that one made me feel very awkward
2006-09-19 23:27:41 · answer #4 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The truth hurts, don't it?
2006-09-19 22:35:24 · answer #5 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Very good!!
2006-09-19 22:32:04 · answer #6 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋