Entertainment & Music - 19 September 2006

An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.

The teller said, “Fluctuations.”

The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, “Fluc you Amelicans, too!”



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A: Too many thank you cards to write.

2006-09-19 14:53:31 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

i need a song that says im depressed or sumthing
put the artsit and the song title

2006-09-19 14:53:10 · 13 answers · asked by Amber S 2 in Music

Personally I think it is rediculous considering they had already gone through this. Mexican authorities knew he was coming for Andrew Luster why didnt they capture Luster and turn him over to Dog when he entered into Mexico?

2006-09-19 14:52:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-09-19 14:52:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It was 1992 and I listened to an album called "Time to Burn" by a band called Giant...If I remember right,there was this guy who did the lead vocals and also the lead guitar in that band,but I can't remember his name...what was his name???Thanks...

2006-09-19 14:52:00 · 6 answers · asked by cactusbed 3 in Music

Songs from bands like System of a Down or artists like John Lennon

2006-09-19 14:51:13 · 9 answers · asked by callmejealousy 1 in Music

2006-09-19 14:50:57 · 8 answers · asked by josh.isaiah 2 in Movies

where u r trying 2 show some one u love them even thoe u hurt them? thank u! ps plz tell me the artist and name of the song!

2006-09-19 14:50:40 · 10 answers · asked by back2wait 2 in Music

I have so many catch phrases that I clame as my own, but THE one i use the most is "VIOLENCE IS GOLDEN" ©2006 (yes, mine, copyrights, all mine) However you can quote me, just cite it by saying "Dark Ghost" under your breath (aliases, so many of them too).

Anyway, the one I believe to be funniest or if I just like it best is BOOM, the winner!!!

2006-09-19 14:50:34 · 3 answers · asked by :: [ DARK GHOST ] :: 2 in Other - Entertainment

~please pick one of each~

1- a lot of acne on your face or boils on your butt?

2- rich and famous or blue collar and happy?

3- lots of extra time or a loaded schedule?

4- an addiction to cigarettes or to be severly obese?

5- ten million dollars or a soul mate?

2006-09-19 14:50:21 · 28 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7 in Polls & Surveys

Think of the thousands of political, social, enviornmental events that have happened to the USA in such a short time span of 230 years.

What one event would you change, if given the chance, and why?

2006-09-19 14:50:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-19 14:50:14 · 5 answers · asked by debk236 1 in Television

2006-09-19 14:49:27 · 2 answers · asked by cotterall&elaineadams 2 in Polls & Surveys

i don't.

2006-09-19 14:49:27 · 20 answers · asked by nakita 6 in Polls & Surveys

because i saw somewhere that they are looking for a new member, and they are holding auditons......

2006-09-19 14:49:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

They are soooooo overrated in my opinion.

http://www.justjared.com/pictures/photos.php?yr=2006&mon=09&evt=brad_angelina_banksy&pic=brad-angelina-banksy-04.jpg

http://www.justjared.com/pictures/photos.php?yr=2006&mon=09&evt=brad_angelina_banksy&pic=brad-angelina-banksy-08.jpg

2006-09-19 14:48:57 · 6 answers · asked by Soraya 1 in Celebrities

I understand that it's a little out there that the girls have sex all the time (but that's what the show's about so of course they're going to zero in on that part of their lives). But I would think guys would enjoy it, because it gives them a good view of how women perceive relationships and sex. Do they say they hate it because they're afraid it would be "unmanly" to like such a show? I absolutely love this show and I don't understand why my boyfriend and other guys I know put up such a front about it. Thoughts? Gentlemen?

2006-09-19 14:48:55 · 12 answers · asked by Mollie 2 in Television

i like songs that have meaning and not just random stuff

2006-09-19 14:48:38 · 20 answers · asked by Michael A 2 in Music

2006-09-19 14:48:38 · 9 answers · asked by cotterall&elaineadams 2 in Polls & Surveys

that "LAST CALL" is one of the saddest phrases know to mankind?...***sniff***

2006-09-19 14:48:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm looking for a beginning and an end, I'll fill the middle with some heartfelt thoughts.

Please no replys with, it should come from your heart, thx.

2006-09-19 14:48:04 · 5 answers · asked by sparklepup 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-19 14:47:40 · 13 answers · asked by cotterall&elaineadams 2 in Celebrities

me?
Is this proof enough?

2006-09-19 14:47:38 · 28 answers · asked by Rock Doll 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-19 14:47:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-19 14:47:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

thinking of the day when you went a way".

2006-09-19 14:46:03 · 23 answers · asked by Cartman 3 in Music

2006-09-19 14:45:46 · 25 answers · asked by havingfun 4 in Celebrities

I ordered a movie called "Monster Man" I think it was. I have no idea how this movie even got on DVD, it consisted of some kid doing really fake karate on "aliens" (people dressed in black with black cloth on their head with eyeholes cut out.) I doubt there could be any horror movie worse than this.

2006-09-19 14:45:37 · 22 answers · asked by guitarusa2001 1 in Movies

2006-09-19 14:44:55 · 17 answers · asked by K 2 in Other - Entertainment

Is Rock Doll really Serendipity? Why?

2006-09-19 14:44:47 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys