Entertainment & Music - 19 September 2006

in my opinion it looks ugly now but w/e he still has that wonderful voice that i love!!!!!!!

2006-09-19 14:20:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A MOVER OR A SHAKER.

2006-09-19 14:20:16 · 29 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm just starting acoustic guitar and I want to know which brands are good, but not expensive, since, after all, i'm just beginning. Then again, I don't want a really cheap kind, either.

2006-09-19 14:20:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Do you use the Vista Basic / Defult Blue visual theme or the Windows Classic theme.

2006-09-19 14:18:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my fave moment is when ross dresses up as the holiday armadilo!

2006-09-19 14:18:07 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

why is it you can ask a simple question on here and people asume what they want. i mean for instance you can write the word fun and someone calls you a slut or something. has anyone noticed this.

2006-09-19 14:17:57 · 14 answers · asked by nakita 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-19 14:16:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

same old? Did you rock the kazbar?

2006-09-19 14:16:07 · 16 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

i really miss that show. who elso does??

2006-09-19 14:15:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I think her first name was Charolette, but i can't remeber the last name >.< please help me...

2006-09-19 14:15:18 · 8 answers · asked by Faye 2 in Celebrities

I have a VW Golf and am looking into trading in on the current Jetta or possibly 4 door Rabbit. Any thoughts on either of these?

The dealership is having a buyback event, and I have a loaded Golf GLS and maybe able to swing a lower payment on a base model Jetta. I know it would increase the term of the loan, but that is not a concern as much as having a new car at a slightly lower payment could be.

2006-09-19 14:15:07 · 10 answers · asked by But why is the rum always gone? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I am always getting dirty looks from people I don't even know!

2006-09-19 14:15:05 · 27 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-19 14:14:56 · 28 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

september 20th and 21st please.
im a capricorn. copy&paste something. i want from different places so thats why i asked.

2006-09-19 14:14:51 · 7 answers · asked by heyitspreeti 5 in Horoscopes

which do u think is the prettiest?

2006-09-19 14:14:35 · 13 answers · asked by MARY W 1 in Celebrities

Have you seen those "Caveman" comercials on TV?
You know, the ones where a group of people are talking about (Geiko.com)..or something.....and they say " It's so easy, even a caveman can do it"....and it just so happens that a pair of cavemen are listening to the comment and get offended...... It's soooo hilarious!! Have you seen it?????

OK, just wanted to say that! Have a great day!

2006-09-19 14:14:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

1.what is his middle name
2.when is his birthday
3.what is his favorite color
4.what is his favorite food
5.what is his favorite smoothie flovor
6.who is his gf
7.what is his favorite candy
8.where was he born
9.what was his most embarresing moment
10.who does he want to do a solo with

2006-09-19 14:14:09 · 3 answers · asked by candj82502 2 in Celebrities

♫this is a poll, thanks♫

2006-09-19 14:14:08 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something a brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves, the WORK POOP is inevitable.

For those of you who hate pooping at work as much as I do, I give you the.........

Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work.

Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure.

ESCAPEE: A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car & speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK (Used in conjunction with escapee): When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun's pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen do not panic, remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk-up the shitter. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of a COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER: A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out of the Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out OF THE CLOSET POOPER before entering the bathroom.

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (PFN): This is a group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPERS and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVEN: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR: A pooper who does not realize that you're in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the TURD BURGLAR leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. TURD BURGLARS have been know to cause premature pinchage, which inevitably causes you to pinch one off in the middle.

CAMO-COUGH: A phony cough which alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON or to alert potential TURD BURGLARS. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE: This is a subtle toe-tap that is used to alert all potential TURD BURGLARS that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an ASTAIRE, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

WATERMELON: A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a WATERMELON coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA OMELET: A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a CAMO-COUGH with an ASTAIRE.

UNCLE TED: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An UNCLE TED makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.

FLY BY: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in, check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

2006-09-19 14:13:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

tHanks!

2006-09-19 14:13:32 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

If you were made of food, what would it be and why?

(assume you regenerate any parts that get nibbled off)

2006-09-19 14:12:30 · 12 answers · asked by But why is the rum always gone? 6 in Polls & Surveys

In other words is it inappropriate to listen to rap music if you are trying to be a Christian or do people just say that?

2006-09-19 14:12:25 · 19 answers · asked by rhythmicjen 2 in Music

I just got asked to the homecoming dance, and I accepted because she is a good friend and I like her, so I thought it would be fun.

Problem? I cant dance. She told me she is bad at dancing as well, but I dont want to look like an idiot like I did at prom when I went with another girl. The only thing I could do was slowdance, but when a fast-paced song came on, I stood there awkwardly swaying my hips and not knowing what to do. My prom date even told me I sucked, but she thought it was cute. I need help!

2006-09-19 14:11:37 · 23 answers · asked by makemyexistence 1 in Music

2006-09-19 14:10:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I know of only one way - don't eat corn!

2006-09-19 14:10:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's a male singer. I remember lyrics like 'her parents wanted her to find a doctor or lawyer' and something like 'she fell for a cowboy like me' or 'she fell for a redneck like me'

2006-09-19 14:09:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I use to have a naked next door neighbor. etc. Where have all the original people gone?

2006-09-19 14:08:06 · 7 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

and you answer them all and then you feel lost?

i wish that IIIIIII chick with the red-haired avitar would ask a bunch more questions, i was having fun!!!!

2006-09-19 14:07:47 · 7 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7 in Polls & Surveys

Nikki wants to know if you're in chess club.
♥ DONT REPORT ME!!!!!♥

2006-09-19 14:07:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the song is like a hip-hop/ rap song and it has these little kids singing and it says something like wobble to the floor. What is it

2006-09-19 14:07:26 · 8 answers · asked by **miss double aa double jj** 2 in Music