An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.
The teller said, “Fluctuations.”
The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, “Fluc you Amelicans, too!”
Q: why don't they have any Wal-marts in Afghanistan?
A: cause theres a Target on every corner.
Q: Why don’t Italians like Jehovah’s Witnesses?
A: ’Cause Italians do not like any witnesses.
Q: Why do Italians wear gold chains?
A: So they know where to stop shaving.
Q: How do we know toothpaste was invented in Alabama?
A: Because it’s not called teethpaste.
Q: Why don’t Southern girls like orgies?
A: Too many thank you cards to write.
2006-09-19 14:53:31 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok brandy a... don't be a player hater cause i'm funny... thanks for the info will keep them comin cause i know you like them lol
2006-09-19 15:08:15 · update #1
ok what the heak?why did that make you laugh?are you like going nuts?!ya it sounds to me ur like wired!not tiny bit of wired!BIG KIND OF GOING NUTS!!!!!!!!
2006-09-19 14:56:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Jehovah's Witnesses is actually the second largest religion in Italy, so Italians actually *DO* like Jehovah's Witnesses.
Learn more:
http://www.jw-media.org/newsroom/italy.htm
http://www.jw-media.org/region/europe/italy/english/releases/religious_freedom/ita_e000321.htm
2006-09-19 15:43:10 · answer #2 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Those are good, lol... I didn't get the first one at first, but I got it after reading it again...
2006-09-19 15:06:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great jokes glad some one still has a sense of humor,hope to see more.
2006-09-19 14:59:36 · answer #4 · answered by mytifine_01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first two was alright.
I didn't understand the others.
2006-09-19 14:57:30 · answer #5 · answered by Shantel J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like them all. Thumbs up from me. Keep them comin!!!!
2006-09-19 14:56:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like your Q/A jokes, they are very funny.
2006-09-19 15:19:45 · answer #7 · answered by cobo6 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg that was hilarious..thanks for the laughs
2006-09-19 14:57:37 · answer #8 · answered by chaoswantsangel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahhaaa..."fluctuations"...good one...
2006-09-19 14:57:00 · answer #9 · answered by cactusbed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That first one made me LOL
2006-09-19 14:56:44 · answer #10 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great!
2006-09-19 16:16:43 · answer #11 · answered by bugsbunnylookalike2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋