Entertainment & Music - 18 September 2006

A head roles into a pub and asks for a pint of beer. The bar man looks at the head and reluctantly serves the bodyless fellow his pint.
With help from a friend the head down's his pint. Suddenly their was a poof and the head sprouts a body. Everyone is amazed exept the barman.
The Head asks for another pint. The Barman reluctanly gives him his 2nd drink. He downs that one too. 'poof' a couple of arms pop out the body. The place is going wild, but still the barman looks annoyed. By now the Head is starting to slur his speach but demands a 3rd pint. The Barman at first refuses but then is forced to give the chappie his drink. suddenly 'poof' his legs appear. Everybody is going crazy at this point. But the miserable barman just shakes his head. The Head stubbles out the bar very drunk. He walks out side and walks stright under a car and is killed. Everyone rushes out the pub and the barman looks at the mess, and say's 'I knew he should have stopped while he was a head.'

2006-09-18 06:19:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

...in the Classifieds, for a job that I am qualified for, and the person answering the phone told me he had just placed the ad for feelers, to see what kind of response he would get, but that he really had no openings at this time. To place an ad in the paper for a job you have no opening for, just to see who will reply, is WAY far beyond my comprehension. What do you think?

2006-09-18 06:19:16 · 17 answers · asked by persnickety1022 7 in Polls & Surveys

Or are you looking forward to winter?

2006-09-18 06:18:39 · 37 answers · asked by The Trooper 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-18 06:18:29 · 3 answers · asked by Aayush 1 in Music

I just heard it from someone on here!!

2006-09-18 06:18:15 · 6 answers · asked by Lulabelle688 1 in Celebrities

What about really loud thunder?

2006-09-18 06:16:07 · 26 answers · asked by 1K 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-18 06:15:51 · 8 answers · asked by JACKIE W 1 in Celebrities

2006-09-18 06:15:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

♥To, uhh, you know.....*coughgetridofyaholenaziscough*? This is a poll, thankyouverymuch!

2006-09-18 06:15:02 · 23 answers · asked by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-18 06:14:21 · 15 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6 in Polls & Surveys

who would win between the follow and why?

megatron (the original transformers series)
megatron (robots in disguise)
megatron (energon/armada)
megatron (beast wars/machines)

2006-09-18 06:13:56 · 8 answers · asked by jamz 5 in Comics & Animation

2006-09-18 06:13:36 · 8 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6 in Polls & Surveys

I just got violated twice before the questions even got posted. Am I being monitored ? What do you think is happening ?

2006-09-18 06:13:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm curious...


I'm sure I've asked this before...

2006-09-18 06:12:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-18 06:12:33 · 14 answers · asked by Rudy08 1 in Celebrities

2006-09-18 06:12:28 · 19 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6 in Polls & Surveys

LENA AND OLIE are an middle aged couple without any children,one day LENA was out in the garden planting tulips,when OLIE came out fo the shed to tell her something,he watches his wife LENA bend over to pick up a shovel when suddenly he exclaims in a shocked voice "LENA YOUR BUTTS AS WIDE AS A SIX ROW CORN PICKER!!!!.....LENA gives OLIE a disapproved look and says "Oh OLIE your always exagerating.

A couple nights later OLIE and LENA were in bed together,when suddenly OLIE starts getting romantic and frisky,rubbing LENA,wanting to make some love. When suddenly LENA Turns over and exclaims "OH OLIE DO YOU THINK IAM GOING TO START UP THIS SIX ROW CORN PICKER,FOR ONLY ONE LITTLE CORN COB!!!!


hehehehe ( told by my norweigan aunt)

2006-09-18 06:12:21 · 8 answers · asked by ? 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I didn't.....

2006-09-18 06:12:10 · 9 answers · asked by TropicalSun 5 in Polls & Surveys

talks dirty to you or not?

2006-09-18 06:11:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You could be in trouble if you don't.

2006-09-18 06:11:17 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-09-18 06:11:04 · 31 answers · asked by phil5775 3 in Music

i was watching some different world reruns last night.... haha she was mad that dwayne was with some half japanese girl named keanu, and she kept calling her kikonono and stuff... hee

2006-09-18 06:11:00 · 7 answers · asked by sasmallworld 6 in Television

Yeah i was bord so i asked this so dont ask so yeah. just answer with yes and why or no and why
Later
Via

2006-09-18 06:09:41 · 26 answers · asked by ~Mrs. Bubbles~ 2 in Polls & Surveys

does anyone knows the song which has this lyric - "come back to me, baby cant you see I'm in misery?.. its the first line on the chorus part. tnx

2006-09-18 06:08:51 · 3 answers · asked by jc 1 in Music

ok i want yinz honest opinions... who do you think would win a fight between the following in a free-for-all match and why? the late julia childs, chef prudumme (sp), wolfgang puck, emeril, malto mario (the big bearded guy on the food channel), rachel ray, mr food, the frugal gourmet, nigella lawson, and that blodne lady on the food channel--i forget her name. im sure there are others but im just going with the ones i see on television.

2006-09-18 06:08:13 · 1 answers · asked by jamz 5 in Celebrities

ok i want yinz honest opinions... who do you think would win a fight between the following in a free-for-all match and why? the late julia childs, chef prudumme (sp), wolfgang puck, emeril, malto mario (the big bearded guy on the food channel), rachel ray, mr food, the frugal gourmet, nigella lawson, and that blodne lady on the food channel--i forget her name. im sure there are others but im just going with the ones i see on television.

2006-09-18 06:08:07 · 1 answers · asked by jamz 5 in Celebrities

2006-09-18 06:08:03 · 2 answers · asked by enn d 1 in Music

ok i want yinz honest opinions... who do you think would win a fight between the following in a free-for-all match and why? the late julia childs, chef prudumme (sp), wolfgang puck, emeril, malto mario (the big bearded guy on the food channel), rachel ray, mr food, the frugal gourmet, nigella lawson, and that blodne lady on the food channel--i forget her name. im sure there are others but im just going with the ones i see on television.

2006-09-18 06:08:00 · 2 answers · asked by jamz 5 in Celebrities

ok i want yinz honest opinions... who do you think would win a fight between the following in a free-for-all match and why? the late julia childs, chef prudumme (sp), wolfgang puck, emeril, malto mario (the big bearded guy on the food channel), rachel ray, mr food, the frugal gourmet, nigella lawson, and that blodne lady on the food channel--i forget her name. im sure there are others but im just going with the ones i see on television.

2006-09-18 06:07:49 · 1 answers · asked by jamz 5 in Celebrities

2006-09-18 06:07:38 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys