A head roles into a pub and asks for a pint of beer. The bar man looks at the head and reluctantly serves the bodyless fellow his pint.
With help from a friend the head down's his pint. Suddenly their was a poof and the head sprouts a body. Everyone is amazed exept the barman.
The Head asks for another pint. The Barman reluctanly gives him his 2nd drink. He downs that one too. 'poof' a couple of arms pop out the body. The place is going wild, but still the barman looks annoyed. By now the Head is starting to slur his speach but demands a 3rd pint. The Barman at first refuses but then is forced to give the chappie his drink. suddenly 'poof' his legs appear. Everybody is going crazy at this point. But the miserable barman just shakes his head. The Head stubbles out the bar very drunk. He walks out side and walks stright under a car and is killed. Everyone rushes out the pub and the barman looks at the mess, and say's 'I knew he should have stopped while he was a head.'
2006-09-18 06:19:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I saw that coming a mile ahead.....
2006-09-18 06:22:06 · answer #1 · answered by awhisper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It caused me physical pain to read that.
Try this:
An Irishman walks into a bar and orders three shots. The barman serves him, and this goes on for a while. The barman finally asks why he gets three shots, and the Irishman says "One is for me, the others are for me two brothers overseas. I drink three as if we were together." The barman nods and thinks that's pretty cool.
One day, the Irishman comes in an only orders two drinks. Alarmed, the barman asks "Did something happen to one of your brothers?" The Irishman says "Nah, I just decided to quit drinking meself."
2006-09-18 06:24:30 · answer #2 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-15 09:56:24 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it but it was a bit of an anti-climax. Crap jokes should stay short, long ones should be really funny. If people aren't gonna be laughing for at least half the amount of time it takes to tell the joke - don't bother.
This would be 1 to tell when people are hyped up on laughter anyway :-)
2006-09-18 06:30:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not bad. I was expecting a punchline along the lines of 'getting legless' or something.
2006-09-18 07:54:29 · answer #5 · answered by Steve-Bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fair..... kinda Okay. Got a smile out of me..... but then I'm not in the best mood right now. Sorry.
2006-09-18 06:26:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've head that on before
2006-09-18 06:23:57 · answer #7 · answered by stumiroquai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh a little on the inside
2006-09-18 06:22:46 · answer #8 · answered by smarti 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a head lol a head
2006-09-18 06:58:24 · answer #9 · answered by s_uperdave 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda long, but funny!
2006-09-18 06:22:44 · answer #10 · answered by naughtykitty94 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋