LENA AND OLIE are an middle aged couple without any children,one day LENA was out in the garden planting tulips,when OLIE came out fo the shed to tell her something,he watches his wife LENA bend over to pick up a shovel when suddenly he exclaims in a shocked voice "LENA YOUR BUTTS AS WIDE AS A SIX ROW CORN PICKER!!!!.....LENA gives OLIE a disapproved look and says "Oh OLIE your always exagerating.
A couple nights later OLIE and LENA were in bed together,when suddenly OLIE starts getting romantic and frisky,rubbing LENA,wanting to make some love. When suddenly LENA Turns over and exclaims "OH OLIE DO YOU THINK IAM GOING TO START UP THIS SIX ROW CORN PICKER,FOR ONLY ONE LITTLE CORN COB!!!!
hehehehe ( told by my norweigan aunt)
2006-09-18 06:12:21 · 8 answers · asked by ? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha very funny
LENA is getting kinda old now adays and needs a hearing aide,
so LENA and OLIE go up to the big city and go to the doctor.. the doctor tells LENA that she needs a hearing aide but that it will take 7 days to get it in.. "OK" says OLIE, "We will be back in one week to pick it up." so OLIE and LENA go and rent a boat and go sailing down the river...
They come to a fork in the the river and OLIE asked LENA... "LENA up or down?" and for the first time in years LENA takes her clothes off and starts having hot monkey sex with OLIE...OLIE is like WOW... so the next day something happens... this goes on for the whole week.. whenever OLIE would ask "up or down" LENA would take her clothes off and start having sex with OLIE...
so they go back to the doctor to get the hearing aide and OLIE figures her will rent the boat again and go sailing back down the river.... Well they get to the first fork in the river and OLIE says "LENA up or down.." LENA says "how should i know go whatever way you want." OLIE is confused "LENA last week when i asked you that you took your clothes off and started having sex with me what happened?"
"OLIE you dumb ***, i didn't have my hearing aide in and i thought you where saying "F$uck or Drowned!"
2006-09-18 06:27:08 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gotta remember that one
2006-09-18 13:26:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very naughty norweigant aunt...what a piece...nice.
2006-09-18 13:32:47 · answer #3 · answered by viki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny man
2006-09-18 14:10:13 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a goodie! LOL.
2006-09-18 18:09:02 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was too good..... can I borrow it?
2006-09-18 13:28:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe an oldie but a goodie, thanks â¥
2006-09-18 15:02:51 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
2006-09-18 13:21:31 · answer #8 · answered by kej 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋