An elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.The pastor says, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for 2 weeks."The couples agreed and came back after two weeks.
The pastor asked the elderly couple, "Were you able to abstain from sex for 2 weeks?"
The old man replies, "Yes Pastor."
"Congratulations! Welcome!" said the pastor.
Middle aged couple were questioned, "Were you managed to abstain?"
The man replied, "some how managed 2 weeks, Pastor”
"Welcome to the church," said the pastor.
Newlywed couple’s chance came. Pastor, "How about you 2?"
"Sorry Pastor, we couldn’t” the man said
"What Happened?"
"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was
tempted and took advantage of her"
Pastor "Well, this means you will not be welcome in our church," "That's OK," said the man, "We're not welcome at TESCOS EITHER
2006-09-18
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