An elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.The pastor says, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for 2 weeks."The couples agreed and came back after two weeks.
The pastor asked the elderly couple, "Were you able to abstain from sex for 2 weeks?"
The old man replies, "Yes Pastor."
"Congratulations! Welcome!" said the pastor.
Middle aged couple were questioned, "Were you managed to abstain?"
The man replied, "some how managed 2 weeks, Pastor”
"Welcome to the church," said the pastor.
Newlywed couple’s chance came. Pastor, "How about you 2?"
"Sorry Pastor, we couldn’t” the man said
"What Happened?"
"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was
tempted and took advantage of her"
Pastor "Well, this means you will not be welcome in our church," "That's OK," said the man, "We're not welcome at TESCOS EITHER
2006-09-18 05:37:12 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is good.... Ignore the sourpusses...
maybe they are still hungover.... gotta find an excuse ...........
2006-09-18 06:00:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard much better. And "Were you managed to abstain?" doesn't make sense. You should rephrase that question to read, "Did you manage to abstain?"
2006-09-18 05:40:45 · answer #2 · answered by Bedroom Celebrity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehe Thats so cute
2006-09-18 11:14:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol but what the heck is Tescos? use a more familar name next time
2006-09-18 06:18:00 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Erm........ Would you like an oscar for that performance sunshine Jim?
2006-09-18 05:39:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha an oldie but a goodie ♥
2006-09-18 06:08:14 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it the end its quite funny lol
2006-09-18 05:42:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea ur right it was worth the laugh!!
2006-09-18 05:41:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a good one. LOL.
2006-09-18 11:12:13 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bolmao!
2006-09-18 05:53:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋