The teacher asks the class
If there are 3 birds sitting on a fence and the farmer shoots one of em, How many are left
None miss says little Johnnie, the teacher asks again, again, none miss says little Johnnie, Explain why you think none Johnnie. well , says he, The farmer shoots one and the other 2 fly away, Not right
but i like your way of thinking the teacher says
Can i ask you a question miss, yes says the teacher
Well if 3 woman are walking down the street with an ice lolly and one is licking it, one is sucking it and one is biting it, which one is married, The one sucking it says the teacher.
No the one with the wedding ring on but i like your way of thinking says Johnnie.
2006-09-18
11:40:17
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chris w.
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