Entertainment & Music - 15 September 2006

A cowboy walked into a drug store in Texas and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there was no males employed there. She then asked if she could help him.

The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.

The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.

The cowboy then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it."

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is as follows: 1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, and $3,000 a month living expenses."

2006-09-15 16:43:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Pot or Beer?

2006-09-15 16:43:36 · 19 answers · asked by Jamal 1 in Other - Entertainment

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What is the dumbest thing you have ever done because of love?

2006-09-15 16:43:35 · 8 answers · asked by daydreambeliever0000 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you been to the OK state fair this year?

I am planning on attending with my family, 3 small children included. What is a must see? Also, how can I get free gate admission?

2006-09-15 16:43:10 · 3 answers · asked by lisa_in_ok 2 in Other - Entertainment

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I need help figuring this out...................?

Okay, I think it was a country song, the video was done in some blacka nd and white, some colour, the song and the video is baout this young man who goes to war and falls in love with a girl from over seas. He does not meet her again until they are old and grey. what song is this??? and who is it by??

2006-09-15 16:43:01 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Autographs?

If you collect autographs, what was the most difficult one that you finnally got?

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Celebrity Autographs:
http://www.proud-collector.com/collectionlist.aspx?CategoryID=35

2006-09-15 16:42:31 · 4 answers · asked by proud-collector.com 2 in Other - Entertainment

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Marrying Roseanne Barr or being related to her?

2006-09-15 16:41:55 · 6 answers · asked by a girl 1 in Television

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Do You Know The Basic Rules for Pilots?

Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.

You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.

The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you.

Blue water Navy truism: There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky.

If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter -- and, therefore, unsafe.

When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane, you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.

Without ammunition, the USAF would just be another expensive flying club.

I remember when sex was safe and flying was dangerous.

If you're faced with a forced landing, fly the thing as far into the crash as possible.

You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3.

Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.

Just remember, if you crash because of weather, your funeral will be held on a sunny day.

When a flight is proceeding incredibly well, something was forgotten.

The three most common expressions (aka famous last words) in aviation are: "Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?", and "Uh oh."

2006-09-15 16:41:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What kind of boneyards have no tombstones?

How awful to be buried in a field of fake flowers. Where is the charm & distinction without monuments?
I'm serious...

2006-09-15 16:41:20 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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any yankie dodle riddles?

l LOVE YANKIE DODLE RIDDLES AND I WANT TO HEAR SOME

2006-09-15 16:41:09 · 2 answers · asked by tata 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Gilmore Girls?

Does anyone here like Gilmore Girls!!!!!?!!!!.....and whats up with the new network...CW....ewww?

2006-09-15 16:40:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Is there something you want sooooo badly?

What is it?

2006-09-15 16:40:50 · 22 answers · asked by Kylee 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Entertainment & Music - 15 September 2006

Why did serendipity leave us??

Plunk Did you hear that?

Who is better a pirate or a ninja..and why?

How can i convert a WMA clip into an MP3 so i can post it on myspace?

Do the yahoos have Friday night off?

does anyone know what happend with?

Where can I listen to music online.?

Did anyone see the movie with jonny depp//Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas?

Do people go to H.O.O.T.E.R.S. for the food or the atmosphere?

Can You Please Help A Cowboy?

Pot or Beer?

What is the dumbest thing you have ever done because of love?

Have you been to the OK state fair this year?

I need help figuring this out...................?

Autographs?

Marrying Roseanne Barr or being related to her?

Do You Know The Basic Rules for Pilots?

What kind of boneyards have no tombstones?

any yankie dodle riddles?

Gilmore Girls?

Is there something you want sooooo badly?

Will an aries woman ad cancer man be compatible?

What's the best Rock concert you have ever been to?

Did somebody pass out in the last couple hours?

Who would win in a battle between thor and the silver surfer?

8 Track Tapes Bring Them BACK or Let Them GO ?

This girl didn't like my question, so she emailed me and told me to get a "like". How dumb is she??

Black or White?

8 Track Tapes Bring Them BACK or Let Them GO ?

Orlando Bloom or Johnny Depp?