Entertainment & Music - 15 September 2006

that's retarded.

2006-09-15 16:16:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went up to the main desk to sign in and, the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out.

She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.

I said, "A folding bottle."

She said, "Okay, what do you call it?"

"A Fottle."

"What else do you have?"

"A folding carton."

"What do you call it?"

"A Farton."

She sniggered and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude."

I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.

2006-09-15 16:16:12 · 12 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-15 16:15:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what is that book "Rumble Fish" about? i have no idea and i need to find out but my internet is not telling me what it is really about. also my library is all out of the book! i need help! plzzzzz

2006-09-15 16:15:22 · 8 answers · asked by poopy 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-09-15 16:14:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

38 in mine.

2006-09-15 16:14:05 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the homework assignment for third grade required each child to draw a picture of their parents, showing what they did for a living
the teacher looked at everyone’s homework the next day in class. 'josh, that’s a nice picture of a laboratory. is your mother a scientist?' asked the teacher
'yes,' he answered proudly. 'Claire, I’m guessing from your picture of sausages that you daddy is a butcher.'
'yes, he is,' replied Claire. but the teacher looked puzzled when she came to Benny’s picture of a house, decorated with red fairy lights.
'Benny, that’s a nice picture, but what exactly does your dad do?'
Benny announced, 'my dads a pimp in a whorehouse.' the teacher was shocked, and promptly changed the subject. that night she phoned Benny’s father. she told him about Benny’s picture and demanded an explanation
Benny’s father said, 'well, actually, I’m a politician, but how do I explain a thing like that to an eight year old kid?'

2006-09-15 16:14:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I love him! I really want be a part of his show more than anything and I just can't find them. I don't even know if his shows are still on because Sunday was his last season. So, if anyone can help me i'd appreciate it!

2006-09-15 16:13:58 · 1 answers · asked by Rebel6 2 in Other - Entertainment

which electronica song has the coolest beats and everythign??????

2006-09-15 16:13:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Candy Drippin
on the chevy
Caprice classic
already
I do the fool
Watch me clown
this is that caprice music
it goes down

2006-09-15 16:12:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

If you think there is a song better by GNR, mention it, i may give 10 points if it's right.

2006-09-15 16:12:48 · 8 answers · asked by !{¤©¤}! 4 in Music

2006-09-15 16:12:12 · 9 answers · asked by gungrave4531 2 in Music

Well, not really me, but "mini me" smiled up at me. :) What should I do?

2006-09-15 16:12:12 · 26 answers · asked by ?~GotLove~? 5 in Polls & Surveys

And what is your favorite show?

2006-09-15 16:12:10 · 18 answers · asked by sx_rx_rocknroll 3 in Television

2006-09-15 16:11:37 · 12 answers · asked by I Know Nuttin 5 in Music

I mean why would you want to learn something that you'll never use so of the classes we really need which one do you think will benefit you in the best way? like science? english? math?


I like all i'm not a nerd but I just need all of them and they are easy.. bt my favourite is when i am free.. i can do what i want when i want

2006-09-15 16:11:16 · 16 answers · asked by fersitf 4 in Polls & Surveys

not my words I read it in an editorial and thought it was funny

2006-09-15 16:11:07 · 17 answers · asked by trxr4kdz 5 in Polls & Surveys

This girl in my class she is only 12 and she to worried about her face (she sits in front of a little compact mirror all day in class) when she needs to do something about her nappy a** hair.

2006-09-15 16:10:44 · 15 answers · asked by lil mb 2 in Polls & Surveys

what is that line from..I cannot remember.

2006-09-15 16:10:43 · 3 answers · asked by hahaha 5 in Other - Entertainment

im a taurus and he is a virgo can we work out ?

2006-09-15 16:10:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

so there's this boy i know and last year we sat at the same lunch table and had a real connection (at least i thought so). there was even a time when we looked at each other nd just stared into each other's eyes for almost 30 seconds! it was great well then summer came nd since the high school started he hasnt tlked 2 me! we're not in any of the same classes but i see him in the hallway and he lke just walks away quickly or tries 2 turn around me and its really annoying! i need 2 know should i just tlk 2 him or wait 4 him 2 tlk 2 me?! PLEAZ SERIOUS ANSWERS THIS IS REALLY BOTHERING ME!

2006-09-15 16:09:56 · 6 answers · asked by mrs.jack sparrow 2 in Horoscopes

2006-09-15 16:09:46 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.miamibirth.com/-OurStaff

After what I just read, I like Shari the most.

2006-09-15 16:09:31 · 8 answers · asked by woolymammothguy 1 in Polls & Surveys

as i look out into the black murky waters
i see something swimming to me
it is so hazy that i cant make it out
as i stand in fear and anticipation
it seems like an eternity
but then suddenly it makes itself known to me
i stand in wonder and awe as i see the fiendish THING.
and a realization hits me with the force of a strong west wind
as i realize
it is only my cousin Thurman.

2006-09-15 16:09:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I just want some songs that REALLY HAVE MEANING! I mean alot of songs today have meaning(like jesus take the wheel,and what would you do,and leave the peices...)....but others have more than others.....By the way I'm a teenage girl so ya know....none of the old ish lol Thanx!!

2006-09-15 16:09:00 · 10 answers · asked by SaMi MoE 2 in Music

So i just went outside to get some fresh air when my green dog threw a stone at me which made me fly all the way to the other side of the street, then i turn around only to find him and my pink cat driving away in my car.

What are your thoughts on this?

2006-09-15 16:08:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who do you like more on gh, jason, or sonny.

2006-09-15 16:08:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

hey which ipod should i take...and add some explanations...should i get the video the new shuffle or the new Nano...the ones with color...WHICH ONE!!! LOL!!!!

2006-09-15 16:08:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I mean we talk the talk but don't walk the walk. A lot of this stupids think they are the ultimate and don't have an ounce of talent, and we keep rewarding them even after they are arrogant thieves.
I don't want to mention them because you already know who they are.

2006-09-15 16:08:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-09-15 16:08:24 · 7 answers · asked by Freakgirl 7 in Music