the homework assignment for third grade required each child to draw a picture of their parents, showing what they did for a living
the teacher looked at everyone’s homework the next day in class. 'josh, that’s a nice picture of a laboratory. is your mother a scientist?' asked the teacher
'yes,' he answered proudly. 'Claire, I’m guessing from your picture of sausages that you daddy is a butcher.'
'yes, he is,' replied Claire. but the teacher looked puzzled when she came to Benny’s picture of a house, decorated with red fairy lights.
'Benny, that’s a nice picture, but what exactly does your dad do?'
Benny announced, 'my dads a pimp in a whorehouse.' the teacher was shocked, and promptly changed the subject. that night she phoned Benny’s father. she told him about Benny’s picture and demanded an explanation
Benny’s father said, 'well, actually, I’m a politician, but how do I explain a thing like that to an eight year old kid?'
2006-09-15 16:14:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice play on words.
What do you call a busload of politicians going over a cliff with one empty seat?
A missed opportunity
2006-09-15 16:30:23 · answer #1 · answered by mindbender - seeker of truth 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am a Politician, wish I'd have thought of that..
2006-09-15 16:29:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was too funny got to give it to u u have hti the top with ur jokes
2006-09-15 18:47:52 · answer #3 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
tell them to read the bible think of wht noah look like on te ark ok then draw lol in jesus name amen .
2006-09-15 16:20:22 · answer #4 · answered by Rodney C 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahaha!!!
2006-09-15 16:16:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
thats not meant for an 8 yr old.
2006-09-15 16:30:46 · answer #6 · answered by roxy_gal6920 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
made me chuckle and laugh
2006-09-15 16:16:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have no clue..umm he likes prostitutes?
2006-09-15 16:16:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
i didn't get it, but omg it sounded funny.
2006-09-15 16:22:21 · answer #9 · answered by PuppyPower 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-09-15 16:40:49 · answer #10 · answered by Edz 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋