Entertainment & Music - 15 September 2006

what is the most selling album ever and how much did it sell

2006-09-15 16:39:03 · 2 answers · asked by jonnybanas18 2 in Music

Me little tired and sleepy
but good mood(smile)!

2006-09-15 16:38:44 · 31 answers · asked by soundlady 5 in Polls & Surveys

I have to wait untill christmas to get an xbox 360 so the time between now and then goes verrrry slowly does anybody how to make 97 days go by quick, or maby some kind of reptitive task that I do untill then that will keep my mind of the time.

2006-09-15 16:38:33 · 7 answers · asked by shdw471@sbcglobal.net 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-15 16:38:18 · 22 answers · asked by a girl 1 in Polls & Surveys

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.


Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong".

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." -A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain'tgonnabelievethisshit....


Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides



HAVE A GREAT DAY

2006-09-15 16:38:07 · 8 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm tired of "LOL"...

I want to change the first "L" to "C"...the "C" stands for "chortling" as in "chortling out loud" or "ROTFCMAO" would be "rolling on the floor chortling my a$$ off."

Won't hurt my feelings if you disagree...just realize, it's gonna happen...you should want to be on the winning team! col!

2006-09-15 16:37:32 · 32 answers · asked by kojak0527 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-15 16:37:15 · 5 answers · asked by Hank 2 in Music

are they hiding something? even the police report is so blur...

2006-09-15 16:37:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me: Her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight toward my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in the car.

2006-09-15 16:36:58 · 16 answers · asked by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 in Jokes & Riddles

((Yeah,if you live in the NJ area brdgewater oaks is having one tomorrow and almost everyone has one. but last time u had to be early. like 10. yeah,might check it out .))

I find garage sales okay..hbu?

2006-09-15 16:36:56 · 11 answers · asked by what 2 in Other - Entertainment

in csi, when the investigators find the stain, they use a wet swab (which is wet by distilled water) to collect some sample, and then add 1-2 drops of some liquid to the swab. if it becomes pink or light purple, they would say it is positive for blood.
what the liquid is it? why this color if there is blood?

2006-09-15 16:36:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Theres a movie where the guy is being executed and the poison's almost all in then the phone rings. I knoow this is broad but what movie might it be???

2006-09-15 16:35:15 · 9 answers · asked by angry 3 in Movies

Don't you feel old when you a kid tells you that he likes Paul McCartney (and Wings) and, when you tell him that he was a Beatle, the kid says who are they?

2006-09-15 16:34:42 · 19 answers · asked by Made in America 7 in Music

2006-09-15 16:34:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I loved alot of the music coming out of the 80's and 90's.

Especially metal and rap, but I also liked pop music of the 80's, R&B, Etc.

Todays R&B is full of rappers adding a word here and there.

Todays metal is just constant inaudible screaming, unlike metallica, guns & roses, korn, Etc.

Todays rap is just car and jewelry commercials.

There are a few exceptions to this crap.

What the hell happened to music this century?

Have I become too old to appreciate this music? I'm 32.

2006-09-15 16:33:56 · 27 answers · asked by downdrain 4 in Music

professional courtesy

2006-09-15 16:33:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-15 16:33:43 · 8 answers · asked by toastalchemist 3 in Movies

Netflix or Blockbuster Online?

I've used Blockbuster Online before and liked the feature of getting the free in-store rentals.

2006-09-15 16:33:32 · 11 answers · asked by kojak0527 4 in Polls & Surveys

Do you know who got kicked out of celebrity duets today?

2006-09-15 16:32:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Nokia or Motorola?

I have Nokia and I love it. I'd stay with them.

2006-09-15 16:32:31 · 18 answers · asked by kojak0527 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-15 16:32:00 · 7 answers · asked by maury h 1 in Music

whats the best songs from all the best bands in rock i kinda wanna hear realy fun rock songs like turn up the radio by atograph

2006-09-15 16:31:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

>Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
>
> >A. Ask your mother.
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> >Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist?
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> >A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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> >Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
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> >A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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> >Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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> >A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb.
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> >Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
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> >A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
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> >driving.
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> >Q. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
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> >A. No one to talk to during orgasm.

> >Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's butt?
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> >A. A mechanic!

> >Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
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> >A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen
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> >donuts.
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> >Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
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> >A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!
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> >Q. How can you tell which is the head nurse?
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> >A. The one with the dirty knees.
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> >Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
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> >A. A battery has a positive side.

> >Q. Three words women hate to hear when having sex A. "Honey, I'm home!"
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> >Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint?
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> >A. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy

> >Q. When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in
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> >his sleep.
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> >A. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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> >Q. How can you tell a macho women?
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> >A. She rolls her own tampons.
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> >Q: What's the leading cause of death among lesbians?
>
> >A: Hair balls.

>
> >Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
>
> >A: Because Kermit loves sweet and sour pork.

2006-09-15 16:31:39 · 9 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Nothin better to do????

Joni B...lol hon.

2006-09-15 16:31:04 · 31 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

i was 3 when my momma had twins.

2006-09-15 16:29:41 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so which one and why? just curious, thought I would ask a stupid question *smiles*

2006-09-15 16:29:13 · 18 answers · asked by beautifullybroken 2 in Movies

2006-09-15 16:28:55 · 30 answers · asked by FinancialPanes 3 in Music

Call me back...thats all I am asking?? By far my biggest is when you call someone and they do not call you back. This is justseems very rude not to call someone back. I make a point to cantact everyone when I miss a call. If I call you, call a brotha back..espeically you ladies!! I know I get yelled at when i don't call back immidiately, but you guys act llike your cell phone does not have caller ID!!

Anyway, what's YA biggest pet peeve's out there??

2006-09-15 16:28:43 · 23 answers · asked by O Jam 3 in Polls & Surveys

I don't know who wrote it, but this is how part of it goes:
I'm going to draw a picture
A picture with a twist
I'll draw with a razor
I'll draw it on my wrist
And then a fountain will appear
And as the fountain flows
My troubles will disappear...

Please help me find the rest!

2006-09-15 16:27:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-15 16:26:47 · 14 answers · asked by zoso 5 in Celebrities