>Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
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> >A. Ask your mother.
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> >Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist?
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> >A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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> >Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
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> >A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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> >Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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> >A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb.
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> >Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
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> >A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
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> >driving.
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> >Q. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
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> >A. No one to talk to during orgasm.
> >Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's butt?
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> >A. A mechanic!
> >Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
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> >A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen
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> >donuts.
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> >Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
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> >A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!
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> >Q. How can you tell which is the head nurse?
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> >A. The one with the dirty knees.
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> >Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
>
> >A. A battery has a positive side.
> >Q. Three words women hate to hear when having sex A. "Honey, I'm home!"
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> >Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint?
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> >A. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy
> >Q. When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in
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> >his sleep.
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> >A. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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> >Q. How can you tell a macho women?
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> >A. She rolls her own tampons.
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> >Q: What's the leading cause of death among lesbians?
>
> >A: Hair balls.
>
> >Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
>
> >A: Because Kermit loves sweet and sour pork.
2006-09-15 16:31:39 · 9 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GOOD STUFF Thanks!! (mice in bulb my fave, almost didnt get it)
2006-09-15 16:37:17 · answer #1 · answered by Freakgirl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A huge Thanks!
Nice day for u! :)
2006-09-15 16:53:23 · answer #2 · answered by ryn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are pretty good. Made me smile
2006-09-15 16:37:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one's, funny !
2006-09-15 16:35:26 · answer #4 · answered by Mightymo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
again not that funny the 15th time. sorry.
2006-09-15 16:42:59 · answer #5 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i herd these about a week ago
2006-09-15 16:35:51 · answer #6 · answered by tan t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Um-hum. LOL. LOL.
2006-09-16 09:00:47 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Thanks that was funny!
2006-09-15 16:38:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny! thanks!
2006-09-15 16:34:43 · answer #9 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋