I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went up to the main desk to sign in and, the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out.
She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.
I said, "A folding bottle."
She said, "Okay, what do you call it?"
"A Fottle."
"What else do you have?"
"A folding carton."
"What do you call it?"
"A Farton."
She sniggered and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude."
I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.
2006-09-15 16:16:12 · 12 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
folding bucket...? folding... oh i get it. HA HA HA
2006-09-15 16:58:59 · answer #1 · answered by xknyghtmayre 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I would have a clearly layed out design plan with drawings and uses for it etc. From what I've heard it costs $10,000 to get a legal patent.
2006-09-15 16:18:56 · answer #2 · answered by mojo2093@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it, will repeat it. Thanks
Oh, poor mojo did not get the joke. How is that possible?
2006-09-15 16:19:11 · answer #3 · answered by finaldx 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, glad though that he didn't tell her about the bucket.
2006-09-15 16:28:56 · answer #4 · answered by redeyedtreefrog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke. will tell everyone I know. He should get a kick out of it.
2006-09-15 16:22:36 · answer #5 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good indeed. Hee hee hee
2006-09-15 16:18:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear lol yep yep but they all sound good ♥
2006-09-17 16:03:13 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds stuip to me that lady needs jesus and so u do to we all need jesus i tell its sad u not in jesus i tell u i hope you are saved before you leave this world . i tell you nasy but except ye repent ye shall all likewise perish luke 13;3 .
romans 3;23 romans 10-13 for all have sinned come short of the glory of god for whosever shall call upon the name of the lord shallbe saved .
turn to jesus today repent i seroius this no joke hell willbe no party satan wants u to burn in hell mark 9;48 where their worm dieth not the fire is not quenched . we all will stand before god i will you will everybody will get saved jesus loved us enough he went to the cross shed his bloood to wash away our sins . 1 john 1;7 and the blood of jesus christ his son cleanseth us from all sin . call on jesus today tell him you are a sinner on your way to hell he will save u forgive u of all your sins . say this pryer dear ,lord jesus i know i am a sinner on my way to hell i need u to come in my heart forgive me of my sins i believe you died rose again te third day please come in my heart lord jesus amen.
2006-09-15 16:30:14 · answer #8 · answered by Rodney C 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
AHH FUCKET....THAT WAS FUNNY!
2006-09-17 15:21:35 · answer #9 · answered by halieysmom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha! that's funny!
2006-09-15 16:18:47 · answer #10 · answered by morgan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋