A cowboy walked into a drug store in Texas and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there was no males employed there. She then asked if she could help him.
The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
The cowboy then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it."
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is as follows: 1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, and $3,000 a month living expenses."
2006-09-15 16:43:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey! you already mentioned this joke..hehe...thats to prove that ive read ALL of your good jokes :)
in fact, i ve coppied down my favorite ones to read again when i need a good laugh.
2006-09-16 00:31:48 · answer #1 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL that was very funny
thanks for the laugh. i needed it today
^_^ keep it up
2006-09-16 00:15:39 · answer #2 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol an oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-17 22:56:29 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha
2006-09-15 23:53:49 · answer #4 · answered by xknyghtmayre 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not to bad..lol
2006-09-15 23:49:38 · answer #5 · answered by penwater1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao...thats a good one!
2006-09-15 23:46:40 · answer #6 · answered by Shutzie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Um-Hum. LOL. LOL.
2006-09-16 15:43:48 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
2006-09-16 00:57:15 · answer #8 · answered by sunshine 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋