Entertainment & Music - 15 September 2006

better than all the other guff arund at the moment and you know it.

2006-09-15 02:25:24 · 5 answers · asked by BERNON W 3 in Music

2006-09-15 02:25:23 · 1 answers · asked by babyeddieuk 3 in Movies

What is it about the smell of someone elses fart that makes you hungry?

http://headachey.blogspot.com/

2006-09-15 02:23:55 · 14 answers · asked by simonpt 1 in Jokes & Riddles

other than Krrish, lage raho munna bhai, omkara, chup chup ke, fanaa

2006-09-15 02:22:42 · 3 answers · asked by braich_gal 3 in Movies

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for early retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officers got to choose what those two points would be.

The first officer who accepted, asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.

The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000.

The third one was a grizzly old Captain who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of my penis to my testicles." It was suggested by the pension man that he may want to reconsider, explaining about the nice checks the previous two officers had received. But the old Captain insisted and they decided to go along with him, providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer.

The medical officer arrived and instructed the Captain to "drop em", which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Captain's penis and began to work back. "My God!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?" The Captain calmly replied..."In Vietnam."

2006-09-15 02:21:36 · 8 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Jokes & Riddles

1). Scarlett Johanson or Charlize Theron
2). Jenniffer Aniston or Angelina Jolie
3). Eva Longoria or Jenniffer Lopez
4). Britney Spears or Christina Aguilers
5). Halle Berry or Jessica Alba
6). Tyra Banks or Naomi Campbell
7). Kate Moss or Gisele Bundchen
8). Paris or Nicole Hilton

2006-09-15 02:21:16 · 33 answers · asked by Emiliana 3 in Celebrities

Preferably from the 80s and 90s

2006-09-15 02:20:22 · 6 answers · asked by lisa m 1 in Television

for about 125 kids

2006-09-15 02:18:50 · 5 answers · asked by Kenny K 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-15 02:18:20 · 35 answers · asked by Ralph R 1 in Horoscopes

I am the begining of eternity and the end of time and space. I am the begining of every end and the end of every place. What am i?

2006-09-15 02:18:07 · 18 answers · asked by horrorfan 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS.

But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.


No matter what;

metal,
wood,
stone,

anything she touched would melt.

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.

THREE YOUNG PRINCES T OOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
The first brought a sword of the finest steel.



But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted, and the prince went away sadly.


The second prince brought diamonds.



He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.

:-[

The third prince approached. He told the princess,
"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.



! She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.

And it did not melt!!!


The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.




Question: What was in the prince's pants?
(Scroll down for the answer)




V

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M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.


What were you thinking, you pervert??



GOTCHA

2006-09-15 02:17:47 · 13 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

'Relationship'

2006-09-15 02:16:55 · 43 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-15 02:16:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Before you even leave the house in the morning?

2006-09-15 02:15:28 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-15 02:15:09 · 22 answers · asked by munesliver 6 in Polls & Surveys

what a sad bunch of people celebrity obsessed morons are.

2006-09-15 02:14:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Is anybody home?

2006-09-15 02:14:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have just heard about the remastering of the origional Star Trek series.

Does anyone know of air dates or DVD releases in the UK?

2006-09-15 02:14:06 · 6 answers · asked by footynutguy 4 in Television

Would they have caught you?

2006-09-15 02:13:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is an anime show. Its about a girl who got a scholar ship to a very expensive high school. And she joins the host club. the characters are the guy with blonde hair. Honey the shortest and cutest. And the twins that do brotherly love and the dude with glasses his family owns a medicine thing. And the dude who sooo mysterious.

2006-09-15 02:13:27 · 9 answers · asked by Kathy J 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-09-15 02:12:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

After eating just one potato chip? Is it true you can't eat just one?

2006-09-15 02:11:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

no silly ones pls and no rude ones! im female.i usually go on bbc and yahoo and tickle.com for quizes and stuff. im graphic design student so anything will do really but summut entertaining pls. any ideas?

2006-09-15 02:10:41 · 22 answers · asked by allgiggles1984 6 in Other - Entertainment

And not because you fell...

2006-09-15 02:10:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Also what time should I get there. The gates open at 2.30pm.

2006-09-15 02:10:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

An elderly man finds he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things; but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.

The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies, "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned, it will not work again for another year."

The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123."

Suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie he has ever had, just as the medicine man had promised. His wife, who had been facing away from him,
turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"

2006-09-15 02:10:01 · 10 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Jokes & Riddles

For your life? Or are you winging it?

2006-09-15 02:09:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The one that is kicking me is in regards to lenders.. grrr... READ THE FINE PRINT..

2006-09-15 02:08:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

stereotypical what?

2006-09-15 02:07:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would be damn fine at the job, I know it, my friends know it. How can I get started in this? I need to know where to get my foot in, as I keep getting rebuffed for not having experience.

2006-09-15 02:07:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment