Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS.
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what;
metal,
wood,
stone,
anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."
The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.
THREE YOUNG PRINCES T OOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted, and the prince went away sadly.
The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.
:-[
The third prince approached. He told the princess,
"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."
The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.
! She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!!!
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.
Question: What was in the prince's pants?
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M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What were you thinking, you pervert??
GOTCHA
2006-09-15 02:17:47 · 13 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was AWESOME!!! I REALLY liked that joke!!! It was FANTASTIC!!! You should put more on here like this!!!
2006-09-15 03:12:46 · answer #1 · answered by Ducks rule the world!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which zodiac signal might want to be correct the following: The knight in shining armor that saves the damsel in misery: Leo The damsel in misery: Taurus The grasping king: Capricorn The queen who under no circumstances speaks her concepts: Libra The dragon slayer: Aries the alluring princess who wins over the middle of a prince: Pisces The prince who poisons himself because his sister stole his one actual love: Scorpio The wizard: Virgo the girl accused of being a witch because human beings discover her unusual: maximum cancers The masked executioner: Gemini The brothel proprietor: Aquarius the guy who eats the hearts of knights' unattended horses raw: Sagittarius the most effectual actor contained in the theatre: Sagittarius the most effectual play author: Pisces
2016-11-27 00:22:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mwahhahahah! ye i heard of it but loooong ago lol!!! it was nice to hear it again after so long ;) it still makes me laugh lol
Take care.
2006-09-15 02:33:05 · answer #3 · answered by 4eva-pink 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one. I guess I am a perv because I did not think about MMs
2006-09-15 02:33:37 · answer #4 · answered by » mickdotcom « 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He-he. I admit to actually thinking it was a sick joke of some kind but that was hysterical. :)
2006-09-15 02:37:29 · answer #5 · answered by Rogue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me a minute...gotta wash my mind off..it was in the gutter. lol lol lol.
2006-09-15 02:31:12 · answer #6 · answered by ann m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, you got me
2006-09-15 05:03:28 · answer #7 · answered by Josie31 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-09-15 02:24:27 · answer #8 · answered by Papa WILL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! thats funny!
2006-09-15 04:33:33 · answer #9 · answered by Emily Rose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes you did, nice one
2006-09-15 02:30:22 · answer #10 · answered by playful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋