Entertainment & Music - 13 September 2006

2006-09-13 17:56:54 · 12 answers · asked by Dances With Woofs! 7 in Celebrities

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.
The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."

2006-09-13 17:56:33 · 18 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-13 17:55:41 · 20 answers · asked by JustJane 6 in Polls & Surveys

Have u ever noticed that white people is the first ones to hate on someone else? Yes, I am white but to me everone is the same. I hate it when a white man hates on a black man! How does everyone else feel?

2006-09-13 17:54:41 · 30 answers · asked by meme 2 in Celebrities

Answer either a or b;

a) I believe the current administration is the worst in US history, by any standard you care to use, OR

b) I am an idiot.

That should settle it once and for all.

2006-09-13 17:53:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Like the diseases, conditions, treatments, etc. Or are a lot of them stretched/made up for TV?

2006-09-13 17:53:20 · 7 answers · asked by Rashanka 2 in Television

2006-09-13 17:53:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is it true if u play it backwards its a tribute to heaven and if u play it backwards twice the speed its the theme to gilligans island?? websites with lyrics/mp3 would be helpful

2006-09-13 17:53:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-13 17:52:02 · 21 answers · asked by bartender101dd 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Why are there so many perverts in yahoo chat? Everytime I go into a chat room its nothing but people wanting to show someone their penis or boobs. I'm so sick of it. Don't get me wrong, I mean I like sex and all. I just don't want to talk about it all the time.

2006-09-13 17:50:40 · 30 answers · asked by Brandy S 2 in Polls & Surveys

I mean damn even if they are dead wrong they'll magically think that they are right. Can they never be told that they are wrong?

2006-09-13 17:49:35 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

What do you all know about Joe Don Rooney, The lead guitarist for Rascal Flatts? Where is he from? Etc.

2006-09-13 17:49:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I can write poetry. and I can play guitar very well. How do I put words to a song?

2006-09-13 17:48:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

1 It is the evening of the day...
2 Fee, Fee, Fi, Fi, Fo-fo Fum...
3 How can you tell me how much you miss me...
4 Ev'ry time I see her, she don't even look my way ...
5 Like to tell you bout my baby...

2006-09-13 17:47:39 · 5 answers · asked by brainstorm 6 in Music

i need a song that tells a friend that u like him more than that or that u still like him even though all the things that have happend u know what i mean or anithing that kinda sounds like that i would like the artist and the song thanks oh and it could be spanish or english

2006-09-13 17:47:29 · 12 answers · asked by maria_e126 2 in Music

Just read an article where he was said to be 157 lbs! I'm just curious because he's got nice muscles and abs, is about 6 feet, and only weighs that much. Could it be possible?

2006-09-13 17:47:17 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

♥THE Blue Faerie is BACK!!!!!

2006-09-13 17:46:44 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-13 17:46:27 · 10 answers · asked by Urban M 1 in Music

Just wondering if people learn from these shows or just watch them for entertainment...

2006-09-13 17:45:28 · 12 answers · asked by prcoley 4 in Polls & Surveys

in the rain??

2006-09-13 17:44:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have met some nice one's but damn the majority are just rude.

2006-09-13 17:43:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-09-13 17:43:34 · 20 answers · asked by monkey 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-13 17:43:32 · 24 answers · asked by justme 4 in Polls & Surveys

i didnt hear the whole story soo tell me .and who killed him/ ..and thats sad first it was the crocdile hunter now him R.I.P

2006-09-13 17:43:29 · 10 answers · asked by love4gwen202 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-13 17:43:10 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-13 17:42:47 · 16 answers · asked by MAK 6 in Polls & Surveys

I wouldnt at all I have loved every minute of it...

2006-09-13 17:42:31 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

During the course of work, I ran across a woman named "Tera". No one except her mother would know how to spell it correctly.

2006-09-13 17:42:29 · 17 answers · asked by busterp 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-13 17:42:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am conducting research for my new book, "Toilet Paper: America's Favorite Luxury".

2006-09-13 17:42:10 · 19 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Polls & Surveys