2006-09-13 17:52:02 · 21 answers · asked by bartender101dd 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hello! Bembie is here! You wanna come in?
2006-09-13 18:09:17 · answer #1 · answered by bembie719 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1.Hootie. Hootie who?
2.Ducksay. Ducksay who? No Ducks say Quack.
3.Cowsay. Cowsay who? No Cows say Moo.
4. Owlsay. Owlsay who? Now your gettin' smarter.
5.Ima. Ima who? Ima done with these knock knock jokes.
2006-09-14 21:48:02 · answer #2 · answered by schlepp 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here.
Knock Knock!
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?
;-)
see http://www.knock-knock-joke.com/knock_knock_001.htm
2006-09-14 01:03:14 · answer #3 · answered by Lawrence R 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Knock Knock...who's there? You're...You're what? You're gay
PWNED
2006-09-14 00:54:20 · answer #4 · answered by JO 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
knock knock!
who's there?
ach
ach who?
bless you.
2006-09-14 10:20:42 · answer #5 · answered by hussain a 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's ding dong ditch for jokes and riddles on yahoo answers today!! HA ha ha
2006-09-14 01:43:24 · answer #6 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's me, just the same today and yesterday
^_^ i'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing
2006-09-14 01:26:32 · answer #7 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its a diamond in the ruff!!
2006-09-14 00:55:18 · answer #8 · answered by DSPARKLE 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ah Choo...
Achoo?
Bless you!
2006-09-14 00:57:37 · answer #9 · answered by chilli 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
dwayne
dwayne who?
DWAYNE DA TWUB I'M DWOWNING!!
or
interupting cow
interuptin-
MOOOOO!!!!
(that one's my favorite, lol)
or u could do interupting starfish and stick ur hand in their face
2006-09-14 01:01:31 · answer #10 · answered by olivia 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋