Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.
The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."
2006-09-13 17:56:33 · 18 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha
I wish I could give YOU ten points for that one!!
Hysterical!!
(as a mother, no offense taken!)
oh, I gotta go change my depends......
2006-09-13 18:17:17 · answer #1 · answered by NANCY K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-30 22:41:56 · answer #2 · answered by rotanelli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 point and a chuckle
2006-09-13 17:59:21 · answer #3 · answered by H.B.K. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't you people come up with better jokes. Amatures.
2006-09-13 18:55:38 · answer #4 · answered by Ashley 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
GOod one I like it!
2006-09-13 17:58:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ever see a polish cannibal?
2006-09-13 18:00:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it. That was really funny.
2006-09-13 18:41:29 · answer #7 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what I'm talking about, I dug it!
2006-09-13 18:34:57 · answer #8 · answered by jan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was funny but somehow mean
^_^
2006-09-13 18:29:08 · answer #9 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, I sure didn't see that one coming!!!
Good one
2006-09-13 18:57:43 · answer #10 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋