Entertainment & Music - 7 September 2006

Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that
it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present.

He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop
assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"

In a condescending manner, she says "Which Barbie?" She continues,
"We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball
for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for
$19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for
$265.00".

Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others
are only $19.95?"

"That should be obvious!" the sales lady says. "Divorced Barbie
comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture."

2006-09-07 07:57:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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good dance tracks??

I am looking for some good dance/trance music. The type of music you would maybe hear in a nightclub? Perhaps some classic dance anthems from the 90's? Thanks in advance

2006-09-07 07:57:11 · 12 answers · asked by sarz 3 in Music

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How many Divas can you name?

Just a quick list of whatever names come to mind, thanks.

2006-09-07 07:57:03 · 2 answers · asked by Sue Chef 6 in Music

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My fave show is Dog the Bounty hunter who ur favourite?

I love leland as ive met him in real life and he is so sweet who do u like

2006-09-07 07:56:51 · 21 answers · asked by slimdeeds 2 in Television

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What is the worst job you ever had?

What is the worst job you ever had? I had to pay off a fine and the only job I could find in a hurry was at (what they called) a rabbit farm (the only good thing about it was it paid under the table). This probably isn't what you are thinking. I had to gut the rabbits. When I got them they didn't look like rabbits, the head, fur and 3 feet were gone the other foot was on a hook. I had to get all the inside stuff out. I can tell you now, if I had to do it over again I wouldn't. As soon as I got my fine paid off I quit. There are some good things that butchering a rabbit is good for. The blood which is saved and seperated (done by a big spinning machine) is sent to collages for research, something in a rabbits brain (I didn't do that part) hospitals use to break up blood clots in a human body and I asked the owner who she sells the rabbit meat too (other than local buyers, she said, " her biggest buyer is Meijers. Sorry if I grossed anyone out, but that's my worst job.

2006-09-07 07:56:14 · 7 answers · asked by melbow35 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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What is your favourite domestic chore?

And could you please tell me why.
Men you can get in on this too,equal rights and all, you simply need to restate the question to " what is your Domestic Divas favourite chore"

2006-09-07 07:56:07 · 27 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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If you had a homie that had a warrant would u turn them in???

The homie didn't do anything to me to cause da warrant, so I feel it's not my business.

2006-09-07 07:55:44 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Shortie♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Would you rather.....?

live in the country where it's nice and quiet or

live in the city where it's busy and everything's happening?

2006-09-07 07:55:38 · 52 answers · asked by bye bye 5 in Polls & Surveys

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any free music sites?

2006-09-07 07:55:33 · 8 answers · asked by MICHELLE S 1 in Music

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Big Brother 7: What in the world was Mike Boogie talking about on tuesday?

Why would he throw that HOH competition saying that the girls can't take each other if he does? It'll be him and Janelle in round 2 (yes she did totally take her hand off), and if Janelle wins round 2, then it'll be Janelle and Erica in Round 3, and whichever one wins can take the loser with them to the final 2. What could possibly cause Boogie to throw it?

2006-09-07 07:55:14 · 11 answers · asked by GLSigma3 6 in Television

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CASH CAB - great quiz show! Better than Jeopardy? Millionaire? Wheel? Is it the best ever quiz show ever?

Because it's more random, visceral and gives you cash in hand?
What would make it better ? ? ?

If it's the best, why ? ? ?
If not, what show is better ? ? ?

2006-09-07 07:55:02 · 9 answers · asked by Freesumpin 7 in Television

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Is there an inverse relationship between the amount of text on a person's myspace page?

And the length of time since they had sex last?

2006-09-07 07:54:56 · 3 answers · asked by Pseudo Obscure 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What were Steve's last words?

Now here is a beautiful, but deadly stingray. Did you see that?! It got me right in the chest!....oh..fu..

2006-09-07 07:54:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Angelina Jolie - Longitude / Latitude Tattoo?

I'm wondering if anyone has a clear picture of the tattoo?

2006-09-07 07:54:11 · 7 answers · asked by avahjordyn4lif 2 in Celebrities

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What is your favorite and least favorite dating show?

2006-09-07 07:54:03 · 12 answers · asked by Coche 4 in Television

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how come colin and edith don't present together on radio 1 anymore?

2006-09-07 07:53:58 · 6 answers · asked by Jenny K 2 in Celebrities

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Suessical the Musical?

In about an hour, I am trying out for my high school's performance of Suesical the Musical. They WANT us to sing a song that's in Suessical, (they even did a workshop on Tues. so we could learn them) but that is a bad idea because then they only see you as the character you tried out for, and if it wasn't what they are looking for, they only see you as 'not that character' instead of 'how about that character?'. What type of song should I sing? Jazzy, something really brassy, something pretty, what? I don't know any of the songs or characters, so that could work to my advantage. Or not.

The person auditioning us is being really unproffesional and bragging about this freshman who has done proffesional stuff, sings at weddings, &c. and she personally knows her. I don't stand a good chance, but everyone else trying out tonight feels the same way. Any good suggestions on how to calm my nerves?

2006-09-07 07:52:45 · 2 answers · asked by epitome of innocence 5 in Music

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In Eastenders, did Minty ever have a stall on the market?

(This is for my Dads benefit really as opposed to mine!)

2006-09-07 07:52:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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What are the "similarities" and "differences" in the USE of music in religious (cont..)?

services and everyday life betwen today and the time period of the Middle ages and Renaissance (450-1600)?

2006-09-07 07:52:29 · 2 answers · asked by Selena M 2 in Music