joke for you?

Question

Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that
it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present.

He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop
assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"

In a condescending manner, she says "Which Barbie?" She continues,
"We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball
for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for
$19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for
$265.00".

Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others
are only $19.95?"

"That should be obvious!" the sales lady says. "Divorced Barbie
comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture."

The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the
back?"

The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"


The Interior Designer - who tells her "once it's inside, you'll
LOVE it!"

The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll
lose
interest!"

The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always
shoots
twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet
and lie still!"

Answer 1

hahahahaha good one. lolololol.

Answer 2

Divorced barbie had a GOOD lawyer

Answer 3

I think he should forget about those barbies and go for broke, homeless ken. It costs about the same as a cup of coffee.

Answer 4

I got divorced barbie, but I didn't buy her...I got her in the divorce (kidding)!

Answer 5

good one

Answer 6

LMAO!!!