I haven't seen The Aristocrats, but they keep mentioning this dirty joke that every comic knows. What is that joke??
2006-09-07 08:05:05 · 7 answers · asked by kokubenji 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the SICKEST joke i ever heard... which IS NOT funny i might add was as follows:
Q: how do you make a 2 year cry twice???
A: wipe off your bloody dick onto her favorite blanket
i told you it was sick!!!!
but you did ask what the sickest ever told..........
ok i reread the question and you didnt ask for a sick joke, but a filthy one and i think it still qualifies.....
2006-09-07 08:11:59 · answer #1 · answered by mouse 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I will occasionally laugh at jokes that aren't funny, depending on the joke, the situation, and who tells it. My five-year-old is trying to get the hang of knock-knock jokes, and he flubs up the punchline every time. But I laugh anyway. However, your case is a different thing altogether. I don't know where you work, but everywhere I've ever worked, it's been made quite clear that "dirty jokes" are considered harassment. The generally accepted definition of harassment is when a coworker (or more than one) provide a truly uncomfortable working environment, usually (though not always) in a sexual way, or a racial way. It seems to me that the guy knows his jokes are dirty, he just thinks they're funny and it hasn't crossed his mind someone would actually be offended. However, you absolutely have the right to say something, and you should. Be clear, and keep in mind that he's probably not meaning to offend you, so if you just said that you don't want him to take it the wrong way, that you're hostile towards him or anything, but you're truly offended by the jokes he tells all the time at work, and it really makes you feel uncomfortable. Chances are, he'll stop, or at least he'll make it a point to make sure you're not around when he's doing it. Remember, if you're laughing just to "be polite", he's not getting the #1 obvious hint that you're offended. Laughing at his jokes will just encourage him. If you need to, you can go to your supervisor and ask for them to say something to him, mediate a conversation between the two of you, or at the very least, keep an ear out so they can hear it for themselves. I wouldn't worry too much about offending him by saying you don't appreciate his jokes. Whether it's been on purpose or not, you're offended daily by the trash that is spewed from this guy's mouth. You have the right to not listen to it anymore.
2016-03-17 01:45:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 pigs fell in the mud
2006-09-07 08:17:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A white horse fell in the mud
2006-09-07 08:48:05 · answer #4 · answered by Keith C 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The lady's answer above mine I totally agree with.
2006-09-09 04:40:35 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A guy is giving a girl a French Kiss.
"I didn't know you were chewing gum." He says, surprised.
"I'm not." She answers, "I've got catarrh!"
2006-09-07 08:54:10 · answer #6 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i dunno, but rodsno1grl's answer thing is sooo sick and sad!! :-(
2006-09-07 09:07:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋