Entertainment & Music - 4 September 2006

From the outset, the blind date was a fiasco, and it was intensified by the fact that the fellow was too insensitive, uncouth, and ego-ridden to realize it.

The moment of truth came in the supper club as he clutched the girl's thigh and whispered, "Baby, how's about our cutting out to my pad so I can slip you nine inches?"

There was a moment of silence, and then the girl said, "You know, I really don't think you could get it up three times in a row!"

2006-09-04 22:53:34 · 7 answers · asked by sistah2sista 1 in Jokes & Riddles

???.....

2006-09-04 22:53:14 · 16 answers · asked by Satan's Girl 2 in Music

to find a great set of jugs?

2006-09-04 22:50:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-04 22:49:10 · 4 answers · asked by Julian 1 in Other - Entertainment

Lot of rumors going on ..dont know if its true!!..i'm pretty excited if it is:-)

2006-09-04 22:49:03 · 7 answers · asked by Linda M 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-09-04 22:47:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine is Jessica simpson.

2006-09-04 22:46:09 · 68 answers · asked by little.lost 4 in Celebrities

2006-09-04 22:43:41 · 2 answers · asked by PAUL F 3 in Music

2006-09-04 22:42:44 · 45 answers · asked by mog65757575 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-09-04 22:41:28 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

That 1 man was able to reach out and touch so many of our hearts. Steve Irwin was such a genuine person and it is a tragidy that he had to go so young. He brought so much joy and entertainment to us all. from reading the comments posted here and many various websites, he touched people all over the world. If 1 man could do it, then surely there must be many more like him out there. My condolences go out to his family and friends, may you rest in peace Steve.

2006-09-04 22:40:46 · 5 answers · asked by chrisnewcars 3 in Television

Its allready been asked but I like repeats.:) he heh ehehe

2006-09-04 22:39:06 · 20 answers · asked by ? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

preferably rock!but any kind really, im pretty open minded! i live in london so anywhere in the city, would prefer somewhere cheap-dont care if its dingy or a bit of a s**thole-its all about the music!!

thanks!

2006-09-04 22:38:02 · 4 answers · asked by jellybelly 2 in Music

im new to the genre. the only foreign films i own so far are audition and the tale of 2 sisters. ive heard good stuff about ichi the killer. anything with gore is good. i like samurai stuff and creepy horro flicks that make u think. people have recommended spider forest and wishing stairs. amazon reviews are worthless. the same amount of people say they hate the movie as ppl that say they liked it. i dont know where i can actually find j-horror to rent so i only want ones worth buying. and no spoilers >)

2006-09-04 22:37:15 · 7 answers · asked by af4sguy 3 in Movies

2006-09-04 22:34:35 · 12 answers · asked by last spiritual man 1 in Movies

Who would play you and why?

2006-09-04 22:33:39 · 18 answers · asked by Patrick L 2 in Movies

I didn't like who they cast for the movies, except maybe Velma...who would you pick for each role??

2006-09-04 22:33:07 · 6 answers · asked by bburgandy 3 in Polls & Surveys

I like Robbie but what about you .My girlfriend also love it an I hope that I am gona won on the competition on my country and go on concert an hope to say hello to Robbie

2006-09-04 22:30:27 · 14 answers · asked by Deen 1 in Music

2006-09-04 22:29:05 · 4 answers · asked by cute-goddess 5 in Music

2006-09-04 22:28:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

who likes it and why? I love it...

2006-09-04 22:27:24 · 6 answers · asked by oana 4 in Movies

We where on a Bar, me and my old Buddy Roger " Franck" Puda from www.peripherique.org and some drunk guy was seeking problem with us , so i wrotev a song about it .. be honnest i can handle critics ...

Well it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now go cat go

But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes.

Well you can knock me down, step in my face
Slander my name all over the place
Do anything that you want to do but lay off of my shoes

And don't you step on my blue suede shoes
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes

Well blue, blue, blue suede shoes
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes
You can do anything but stay off of my blue suede, play it again

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes
Blue, blue, blue suede
You can do anything but stay off of my blue suede shoes.


Blue Suede Shoes
Carl Perkins

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2006-09-04 22:25:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-04 22:25:30 · 27 answers · asked by b 2 in Celebrities

I forgot his name but he had a show and cought alligators.
Aint that somethin?
He was crazy but very entertaining

2006-09-04 22:25:15 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-09-04 22:25:13 · 9 answers · asked by Emma M 2 in Celebrities

This is in response to an answer from a previous question. It was such a ridiculous idea I thought I'd throw it open to the rest of you.

2006-09-04 22:24:39 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-09-04 22:21:30 · 9 answers · asked by hey_finny 3 in Other - Entertainment

1.NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch,
they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately
refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and
Scrappy.
2.EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw
in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have
anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change
back.
When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
3.MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need
but it's on sale.
4.BATHROOMS
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving
cream, razor,a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom
is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
5.ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument.
6.CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking,
men kick cats.
7.FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
8.SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
9.MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change
and she does.
10.DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty
the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
11.NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
12.OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows
about dentist appointments and romances, best friends,
favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
13.THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
AND FINALLY.....
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not
saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument
and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they
passed a barnyard of mules, jack asses, and pigs, the husband
asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep,"the wife replied, "in-laws."

2006-09-04 22:19:27 · 15 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Why Salma Hayek still so gorgeous?

2006-09-04 22:16:29 · 10 answers · asked by rohan vishnoi 1 in Celebrities

2006-09-04 22:16:09 · 25 answers · asked by Mohawk 2 in Jokes & Riddles