Entertainment & Music - 4 September 2006

A stingray's deadly barb into Steve Irwin's heart takes away his life.
I want to know yours feeling for him ?

2006-09-04 22:15:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.

So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."

"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.

"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!" So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said:
SLOW--SCHOOL CROSSING

Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster."

So, again, the sheriff sends out the county
workers and they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY

That really sped them up. So Farmer John called
and called and called every day for three weeks. Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?"

The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign." He was going to let the Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to complain.

The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John.
Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call. "How's the problem with those drivers. Did you
put up your sign?"

"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy." He hung up the phone.

The sheriff was really curious now and he thought
to himself, "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign... it might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers..." So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign. It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:

NUDIST COLONY


GO SLOW AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CHICKS

2006-09-04 22:14:50 · 4 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

an age old question!

2006-09-04 22:11:23 · 8 answers · asked by quester 1 in Other - Entertainment

i'm new to yahoo and i love you all but not in that way
just the ladies in that way

2006-09-04 22:10:33 · 10 answers · asked by I LOve B 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-04 22:10:21 · 17 answers · asked by akcortin 2 in Music

1. Working Nine to Five
2. Fame
3. The Living Daylights
4. Ghostbusters
5. Kyle's Mom's a B itch

2006-09-04 22:10:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

how did he die!

2006-09-04 22:08:37 · 46 answers · asked by muffin 2 in Television

2006-09-04 22:07:19 · 18 answers · asked by DL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-04 22:07:17 · 16 answers · asked by akcortin 2 in Music

when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet.
The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross."

So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Get off our f*cking car."

2006-09-04 22:05:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

From research Bob Dylan made the song, however i find this hard to believe, i've heard Dylan's version, but Peter Tosh's version sounds the most realistically original to me, as well as the absolute best.

2006-09-04 22:01:50 · 11 answers · asked by thewhirledismine 2 in Music

I just remember the video...there´s this guy (i think it was Fred Durst, but im not really sure..)...and he like chasin after this girl throughout the whole video, tryin to return something she lost back to her. And in the end he finally catches up with her, returns it to her, and she´s also like really pretty, but for some reason, he gets scared or something lol and just basically runs away after givin her the thing she lost.

2006-09-04 22:01:39 · 4 answers · asked by Jaded 7 in Music

2006-09-04 22:01:19 · 19 answers · asked by pollocklauren 1 in Music

I know there are millions of wannabe's out there but why do most of the clubs I go to have sub-standard DJ's playing who constantly make mistakes. I have handed out 100's of seamless demos with no results. I also cover 5 different styles of music so I must have something they like????

2006-09-04 21:58:22 · 11 answers · asked by mbaker_713 2 in Music

its a very hard question so...i am asking u guys...

2006-09-04 21:56:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-09-04 21:55:03 · 8 answers · asked by rickdog52 1 in Television

2006-09-04 21:54:30 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Kanye said that his song gold-digger was one of the greatest of all times.....Do anybody agree with him?


I don't.

2006-09-04 21:54:30 · 13 answers · asked by MYPHARRELL 3 in Music

2006-09-04 21:53:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Anyone?

2006-09-04 21:52:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-04 21:52:10 · 14 answers · asked by afrprince77 2 in Movies

2006-09-04 21:51:01 · 7 answers · asked by terrier_72 1 in Television

2006-09-04 21:50:45 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-09-04 21:50:41 · 13 answers · asked by akcortin 2 in Music

2006-09-04 21:50:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Mine is The Eurythmics, Would i lie to you

2006-09-04 21:49:55 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

we have lost contact with nearly all of the members. do you know: Dane Lawless, david law, des halbert, Acky, claire and sonia rodrigues, emma crotty, david lynch, robbie peters, jim mathews, andrew harker? all resided in either Ballarat or Melbourne Victoria.

2006-09-04 21:49:07 · 1 answers · asked by brother scott 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-04 21:48:59 · 8 answers · asked by pollocklauren 1 in Music

I saw a few episodes of the show she did with Nicole Ritchie, she doesn't speak and she's got a weird face, why the hype?

2006-09-04 21:48:41 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-09-04 21:47:29 · 45 answers · asked by vanchit 2 in Celebrities