when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet.
The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross."
So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Get off our f*cking car."
2006-09-04 22:05:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i dont get it
2006-09-04 22:08:57 · answer #1 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha it's real funny man. A vampire can make even a nun swear.
2006-09-05 02:52:40 · answer #2 · answered by tyana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is one of my favourite jokes! Gets me everytime! Although, I like it better when the nun leans out and says, "Oi you! F**k off!" Oh, it's a killer!
2006-09-04 22:10:07 · answer #3 · answered by Disgruntled Biscuit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny!
2006-09-04 22:10:44 · answer #4 · answered by ME 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two nuns walk into a bar......you'd think one of them wouldve seen it.
We are now even.
2006-09-04 22:33:59 · answer #5 · answered by talz_talz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
English grammar lesson (Must be read out loud)
"i am wee tod. i am sofa king wee todd did"
2006-09-05 02:12:13 · answer #6 · answered by Goku 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good! I might use that some day! Cheers!
2006-09-04 22:09:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao,thats funny.may be old but i have never heard it before lol
2006-09-04 22:22:55 · answer #8 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one i like it may be i could use it
2006-09-05 01:08:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my god, that joke was ancient when i was a kid... :D
besides, in the UK it used to end "Get out of the way, you toothy git!!"
:D
2006-09-04 22:09:13 · answer #10 · answered by Forlorn Hope 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋