2006-09-04 22:41:28 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Wow......tough choice....I'm gonna go with a father/son combo:
"Read my lips: no new taxes!" George Herbert Walker Bush
"I am your duly elected President!" Dubya, 2000
2006-09-05 07:29:59 · answer #1 · answered by bunjibear777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My oldest son " Denny did it" blamed his little brother who couldn't even crawl for spilling something on the floor in the living room. Dennis was taking a nap in the bedroom in the crib at the time.
2006-09-05 05:44:04 · answer #2 · answered by tiggerkitty3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About eight years ago a friend once told me he was in the hospital because he had a heart attack, but I found out it was from an shooting drugs. I was wondering why nobody in his family was worried about him. Still he tries to convince me he was and is not using. We are both in our 40s and he is still out there.
2006-09-05 06:01:28 · answer #3 · answered by grownlady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this cell phone plan is only 19.99 a month!
how come the bill ends up over 30 bucks?
oh, none of the taxes and insurance and other surcharges go to the cell phone/utility/mortgage/et al company!
2006-09-05 17:53:23 · answer #4 · answered by hiddenhotty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone told me that she didnt know the answer when she actually knows.. That subject was her forte.. It was obvious that she lying. Perhaps she didnt want to share her answer
2006-09-05 05:43:18 · answer #5 · answered by escondido_cinnamon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'm not drunk"
Coming from my boyfriend who was, at that moment, putting his trousers on back to front and nearly falling over.
"I'm fine to dive" (said in a slur)
That same day when he wanted to drive home - I told him he wouldn't even reach the end of the street, and took his car keys off him!
I've never seen him like it before or after that day!!!
2006-09-05 05:55:04 · answer #6 · answered by Krissyinthesun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was in highschool a girl from my school started making crank phone calls to my house day and night.
The phone company traced her number and when she was confronted she denied it.
But it was her number... weird.
2006-09-05 05:42:17 · answer #7 · answered by Kitia_98 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about lie i have told?!
ok my boss calls my house and he wants me to come in on my day off only i dont feel like going!
my sister answers> hello?
B O S S> Yes is ____ home?
*sister whispering to me* it's your BOSS! they want you 2 go to work
Me> Tell him I'm sleeping!
*sister nods*
Sister on phone> She Said She IS SLEEPING!
lol
2006-09-05 05:57:14 · answer #8 · answered by plurmishmishfish 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, dude, you look just like Brad Pitt!
2006-09-05 05:42:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weapons of Mass Distruction........
2006-09-05 05:46:28 · answer #10 · answered by Suspended 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋