Entertainment & Music - 24 August 2006

I mean, do they expect us to believe that a ginger kid could have TWO friends at school?

2006-08-24 09:02:39 · 35 answers · asked by pakistani_spack 1 in Movies

ok, there is no reason to hurry actully, but i just wanted to get some ones attention, lol but anyway, leave a comment, or a joke or whatever, idc but i wanted to know how many people i would get, lol

2006-08-24 09:02:32 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-24 09:02:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

pictures of themselves? If they were that hot they wouldn't be hanging around answering Q's would they?

2006-08-24 09:02:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-24 09:02:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-24 09:01:51 · 14 answers · asked by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Complete the last part.

2006-08-24 09:01:22 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-24 09:01:15 · 8 answers · asked by erinlizzard 1 in Music

2006-08-24 09:00:57 · 6 answers · asked by Cloneme 1 in Other - Entertainment

Anyone every heard of the AMAZING band HIM? Wonderful arent they...Anyone go to see them in thier first US tour in March?????Whats your Fav HIM song??? I swear he has gone thro some s*** huh he has the BEST love songs and songs about love EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-08-24 09:00:35 · 6 answers · asked by TEMPTRESS 2 in Music

2006-08-24 08:59:53 · 13 answers · asked by Barack Obama rules 1 in Movies

How many Amish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, one to hold the bulb and the other to tell him it's against the will of God.

How many atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They're never in the dark.

How many atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway.

How many atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Atheists never "see the light" anyway do they?

How many Branch Davidians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They provide their own illumination.

How many Branch Davidians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Nine. One to do it and the other eight to find a leg for him to stand on.

How many Catholic Bishops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Catholic Bishops don't change anything ....

How many Hari Krishnas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ten, one to do it and the rest to dance around, play the tambourine, chant, and sing lots of songs using only the words "Hari Krishna."

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a lightbulb?
Don't know - I didn't let them in to find out.

How many missionaries does it take to change a lightbulb?
101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change lightbulbs too.

How many Mormons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Six. One to screw it in and the other five to serve refreshments.

How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. If the lightbulb has died, it is the will of Allah, and it would be blasphemy to attempt to change it.

How many Quakers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ten to sit around in a circle until one feels the inner light.

How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it in, and another to repent.

How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to do it and a priest to hear him confess and give the old bulb last rites.

How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't. It's been like that for 2000 years and there's no precedent for lightbulb changing.

How many Taoists does it take to change a lightbulb?
You cannot change a lightbulb. By its nature it will go out again.

How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A tree in a golden forest.
How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way.
How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Zen masters carry their own light.

How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to change and one not to change is fake Zen. The true Zen answer is Four. One to change the bulb.
How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it.

2006-08-24 08:59:43 · 9 answers · asked by darkangel1111 5 in Jokes & Riddles

In what movies do these quotes appear?
1. " Are we having fun,yet?"
2. " STELLAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
3. "Live is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
4. "I'm as mad as Hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
5. "Wax on, wax off."
6. " They're back! "
7. " I don't know anyone who could get through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They're more important than sex."
8. " We're gonna be big Stu, we're gonna be too big for Liverpool, we're gonna be too big for Hamburg, we're gonna be too big for our own bloody good. "
9. "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. "
10. "Please don't say anything important 'til I come back. "

I know that I have asked alot. However,I feel certain that my usual crowd of geniuses will soon appear and spit out out the answers in rapid succession!!!

2006-08-24 08:59:36 · 10 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Movies

2006-08-24 08:59:31 · 15 answers · asked by a 1 in Music

1. you find yourself beginning to like accordion music
2. lawn care has become a big highlight of your life
3. your underwear creeps up on you and you enjoy it
4. you tune into the easy listening station on purpose
5. you discover that your measurements are now small medium and large in that order
6. you keep repeating yourself
7. you start videotaping daytime game shows
8. at cafeterias you complain that the jello is to tough
9. your new easy chair has more options than your car
10. when you do the hokey pokey you put your left hip out and it stays there
11. 1 of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot water bottle
12. conversations with people of your own age often turn into dueling ailments
13. you keep repeating yourself
14. it takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump
15. you’re on a TV game show and you decide to risk it all and go for the rocker
16. you begin every other sentence with "nowadays"
17. you run out of breath walking down a flight of stairs
18. you look both ways before crossing a room
19. you come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity
20. it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night
21. you go to a garden party and you’re mainly interested in the garden
22. you find your mouth making promises your body cant keep
23. at parties you attend, ‘regularity’ is considered the topic of choice
24. you start beating everyone else at trivia games
25. you frequently find yourself telling people what a loaf of bread used to cost
26. your back goes out more than you do
27. you keep repeating yourself
28. your childhood toys are in a museum
29. the clothes you’ve put away until they come back in style….come back in style
30. all your favorite movies are now revised in color
31. the car that you bought brand new is now a very valuable antique
32. you keep repeating yourself
33. you find this list tasteless and insensitive

2006-08-24 08:59:19 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-24 08:59:18 · 5 answers · asked by mistral23 2 in Other - Entertainment

is anyone gonna watch cheetah girls 2? i think its gonna be horrible. what do you think?

2006-08-24 08:58:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Everyone mentions that she has a problem but no one says what it is other then its a lazy eye..so i was just wondering :)

2006-08-24 08:57:00 · 7 answers · asked by love? 1 in Music

is the sugar bowl always empty, and the coffee container always empty, ..and the milk still frozen, the toilet roll on it's last lap, and the gas tank always on empty, the last nut always stubborn,the last remote control or key i try always the right one...?

2006-08-24 08:56:54 · 9 answers · asked by Featherman 5 in Polls & Surveys

The movie that Cedric the Entertainer and Gabrielle Union starred in..not the TV series. I want to know what was the song used at the end of the movie the part when Ralph was chasing Ed Norton. Thanks

2006-08-24 08:56:24 · 1 answers · asked by sharaont 6 in Music

MINE IS BIRDS♥

2006-08-24 08:55:58 · 23 answers · asked by tnkrbll866 1 in Movies

2006-08-24 08:55:50 · 9 answers · asked by Quaid 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-24 08:55:33 · 6 answers · asked by behemoth666 2 in Music

a list of inmates in
Jessup Cut penitentiary //prison in maryland?

i need to see if someone i know is still in there

2006-08-24 08:55:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why does paramount not want to have a relationship with Tom. What did he do??

2006-08-24 08:54:43 · 19 answers · asked by spicek3726 1 in Celebrities

What would you save in less than 5 minutes if your place is on fire?

2006-08-24 08:54:17 · 37 answers · asked by musiccrazy006 3 in Polls & Surveys

i know its a female thats how the lyrics go any1 who gets it right will get 20 points

2006-08-24 08:53:55 · 2 answers · asked by braddingsarah 2 in Music

2006-08-24 08:53:40 · 6 answers · asked by $C3N3 . FR3$H 5 in Music

I saw it once when Iwas little, and I know it was very inappropriate for me to be watching, but it scared me, and I have no memory of why.

2006-08-24 08:53:38 · 1 answers · asked by Jep 3 in Movies

2006-08-24 08:52:48 · 22 answers · asked by Happi @ss 5 in Polls & Surveys