Entertainment & Music - 14 August 2006

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.

"Are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"Im afraid I cant" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"Tell him that there is no loo paper in the ladies."

2006-08-14 08:15:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I just realized I have absolutely no idea what that doo-dad is in the hand of my avitar.......any ideas?

2006-08-14 08:14:31 · 13 answers · asked by Elwood Blues 6 in Jokes & Riddles

One person wrote all the songs. Who recorded the songs ? (besides him.)
1. "Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down"
2. "Me and Bobby McGee" ( what rock singer did it)
3. "For The Good Times"
4. "From The Bottle To The Bottom"
5. "Once More With Feeling"

2006-08-14 08:14:24 · 10 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Music

Me,13

2006-08-14 08:13:51 · 51 answers · asked by Yahooligan! 4 in Polls & Surveys

I know there is goin to be a second and a third and mthey might make a fourth! But the real q is.... Do you think they should? Did you like the origanl High School Musical? Who was your fav. actor or actress I ant to be a journalist and NEED these answers! PLZ

2006-08-14 08:13:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

there no stupid questions
just stupid answers

2006-08-14 08:13:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An Example: Chill Out.

2006-08-14 08:12:32 · 21 answers · asked by Yahooligan! 4 in Polls & Surveys

Does morality exist? What is it's source? Is it absolute, or relative? Who decides? How should it influence our laws?

-j.

2006-08-14 08:12:31 · 3 answers · asked by classical123 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-14 08:12:18 · 7 answers · asked by Seven R 1 in Music

ill report you if you say something mean.

2006-08-14 08:11:54 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

At this moment I am eating a hard candy,can you guess what flavor it is?
Hint = it may well be in your kitchen cabinet right now in a different form..

2006-08-14 08:10:33 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It was a solo about 2-3 weeks ago and it was something like "She's so Fine" or something about "fine".

2006-08-14 08:10:11 · 1 answers · asked by Moss B 5 in Television

2006-08-14 08:09:59 · 66 answers · asked by in LOVE with... 2 in Polls & Surveys

i love all their songs and i have followed them for years and i was wondering what do you think is their best song?

2006-08-14 08:09:37 · 18 answers · asked by that guy 2 in Music

thing that is pink to you?

2006-08-14 08:08:33 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-14 08:08:24 · 9 answers · asked by joronojr 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I mean come on!!!! I love bluegrass and I love the old Van Halen but putting the old songs to bluegrass music??? I saw him on Leno a while back then again on Conan's show. He sucked both times!!! What a waste. who would ever buy that album? Tell me what you think ....good or bad

2006-08-14 08:07:50 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I know im old...
http://www.archive.org/download/ArthurCollins_part1/ArthurCollins-HelenGonne.mp3

2006-08-14 08:07:32 · 17 answers · asked by Arthur Collins 2 in Polls & Surveys

which hawkman series would you say would be the best to collect

2006-08-14 08:07:12 · 4 answers · asked by jallanr01 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-08-14 08:06:58 · 58 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys

If u could write the last 3 chapters of the seventh book... what would happen?? Which characters would survive, which ones would you kill? How would the last battle between Harry and Voldemort be?? Anyway... what would happen if you could write it??

2006-08-14 08:06:43 · 10 answers · asked by Dan 5 in Polls & Surveys

The only part that you actually hear in the commercial are "Lights will g-ui-de you home"

2006-08-14 08:06:24 · 3 answers · asked by u*no*me 1 in Movies

The only part that you actually hear in the commercial are " Lights will g-ui-de you home"

2006-08-14 08:05:52 · 4 answers · asked by u*no*me 1 in Movies

Please no cut and paste ; just whomever is best associated with their recording of the song. Thanks.
1." Whenever You Come Around"
2."One Promise Too Late"
3."Third Rock From The Sun"
4."The Fightin' Side of Me"
5."I Never Promised You A Rose Garden"
6."You Ain't Woman Enough(To Take My Man)"
7."Sweet Dreams"
8."Dang Me"
9."Behind Closed Doors"
10."Jolene"

2006-08-14 08:05:48 · 8 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Music

Her antics are getting old, don't you think?

2006-08-14 08:05:39 · 13 answers · asked by Princess Cutie 2 in Celebrities

What do I need to know if I want to learn how to play guitar? I'm pretty good at self-teaching, and I have some pretty good resources to learn from (net, books, etc. ). I'm probably going to get an acoustic guitar, might get electric if i get serious. You can't play an acoustic w/o the amp can you? What guitar should i get for the lowest price? Where should i buy? What brand of guitar? thanks a bunch!

2006-08-14 08:05:32 · 4 answers · asked by tigerlvr808 2 in Music

2006-08-14 08:05:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-14 08:04:13 · 11 answers · asked by ?Cheshire Cat? 3 in Comics & Animation

...ever been pelted by a "pet".

2006-08-14 08:04:09 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-14 08:03:25 · 55 answers · asked by Med Student 4 in Polls & Surveys