A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.
"Are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"Im afraid I cant" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"Tell him that there is no loo paper in the ladies."
2006-08-14 08:15:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. A good one. LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-08-16 15:23:21 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously yes he deserved it otherwise how all these answerers including me was laughing, rated 10/10
2006-08-14 16:20:13 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross, its a joke but still, if it really happens i would feel bad for the barman
2006-08-14 15:32:13 · answer #3 · answered by Union Jack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha funny ..good for u
2006-08-18 06:24:56 · answer #4 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You silly!!!!11
2006-08-17 23:59:54 · answer #5 · answered by NANI 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha yea he does. for the sake of our entertainment
and he shouldve smelled it
2006-08-14 15:28:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ATM:
A$S
To
Mouth
2006-08-14 15:41:49 · answer #7 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew.thats pretty gross.its sorta funny though.
2006-08-14 15:34:22 · answer #8 · answered by sweet.brunette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
helll yaeahhhh
2006-08-14 15:33:04 · answer #9 · answered by Viety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he totally deserves it.
2006-08-18 14:21:47 · answer #10 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋