Entertainment & Music - 14 August 2006

Favorites:
The Breakfast Club, Run Ronnie Run, Forrest Gump, She-Devil, etc...
please nothing too scary, I'm a chicken.

2006-08-14 14:14:54 · 16 answers · asked by suburban_thrill 2 in Movies

I am 38 and still live with my mother. Maybe that's why I can't get laid?

2006-08-14 14:14:46 · 21 answers · asked by ... 2 in Polls & Surveys

In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand-motherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper-pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've know Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice said, "Neither of you b-a-s-t-a-r-d-s better ask her if she knows me."

2006-08-14 14:14:41 · 18 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-14 14:13:25 · 8 answers · asked by devisional 2 in Television

The clip with Jack (the monkey) at the end where takes a coin out of the chest. If it doesn't, do you know where I can see it and possibly download it.

2006-08-14 14:12:37 · 4 answers · asked by calebrules1991 5 in Movies

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off. She hangs on Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.

Bob's buddies at the club are all agog. They finally corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"

Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"

They're knocked over, but press on. "How in the world did you persuade her to marry you?" they ask.

"I lied about my age."

His friends are fascinated, "You cad!" they say. "What, did you tell her you were only 50?"

Bob smiles and says, "No. I told her I was 90."

2006-08-14 14:12:30 · 14 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I want to play My Immortal by Evanescence at my mother's funeral however I want to make sure it is appropriate. I cannot find the exact meaning of it. Some say it is about death of a loved one and other say it has to do with relationships. Can someone please help me locate the true meaning of the song. Thank you very much it would mean a lot.

2006-08-14 14:12:24 · 8 answers · asked by Dimples 2 in Music

2006-08-14 14:11:19 · 22 answers · asked by esp_nevada 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Stupid question. I know. But I got so sick of the political stuff, I thought I would dip my toe in this department. You all seem to be having a good time. I will try to improve over time. Please! No political crap.

2006-08-14 14:11:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Please bring your batteries so we can go all night!!

2006-08-14 14:11:03 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The last one was wack, I admit, I just posted it for no reason, lol..

I think this one is funny-

Two male buddies were walking through the woods when out of no where, a poisonous snake came and bit one of the men in the penis! The man collapsed to the ground while his friend ran to town to get help. The man arrived at a doctor's office and said help, help, my friend was bit by a snake in the penis. The doctor remarked that he couldn't get all his tools to the woods in time to save the friend, so he told him that he would have to suck the venom out of his friend! There has got to be another way said the man and the doctor sighed no I am sorry! The man ran back to the woods and found his poor friends lying on the floor in allot of pain! The man on the floor cried, what did the doctor say? The friend said, he said you're going to die.

2006-08-14 14:10:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

does anyone know any good sad love songs or just sad songs in general that make you cry or want to.. preferably country

2006-08-14 14:10:37 · 39 answers · asked by softballin9 2 in Music

2006-08-14 14:09:31 · 11 answers · asked by Carol R 1 in Movies

for me its chasing cars

2006-08-14 14:09:27 · 20 answers · asked by Kelsey 1 in Music

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged women. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything.

Just send a copy of this letter to five of your female friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up the man in your life, send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the following list, and then add your name to the bottom of the list.

When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 men. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have. At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 men, of whom one may be well worth keeping. An unmarried woman living with her widowed mother was able to choose between a Chippendale dancer and an Olympic swimmer.

You can be lucky, too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One woman broke the chain and got her own husband back!

So let's keep it going, ladies! Just add your name and address to the list below:

Laura Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, D.C

2006-08-14 14:09:22 · 9 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Priyanka or Angelina??

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2006-08-14 14:09:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

If you had a time capsule what would you put in it for the year 2200?

2006-08-14 14:09:18 · 8 answers · asked by wolfpack0810 4 in Polls & Surveys

Don't tell me the Soup Nazi , the contest or the Elaine dance

2006-08-14 14:08:22 · 13 answers · asked by Hymn 2 in Television

2006-08-14 14:07:59 · 11 answers · asked by topogigio 2 in Television

really, who? like for the upcoming movie , spider-man?

2006-08-14 14:07:56 · 28 answers · asked by tf 3 in Movies

2006-08-14 14:07:55 · 52 answers · asked by nsmoilliyt 2 in Polls & Surveys

This is the worst song ever! What song in your opinion, is the worst of all time?

2006-08-14 14:07:52 · 11 answers · asked by Irish Girl in Cali 3 in Music

2006-08-14 14:07:28 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-08-14 14:06:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I think it was "Houston, we have a problem!" from Apollo 13, it just seems like you hear it everywhere or at least you did for a few years after the movie came out...

2006-08-14 14:06:28 · 19 answers · asked by Topher 5 in Movies

Is there any way for me to kick myself in the balls?

2006-08-14 14:06:27 · 15 answers · asked by ... 2 in Polls & Surveys

Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everett Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine.

Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch.

Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link.

Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside.

To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself.

Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining two were asked to leave the course.

2006-08-14 14:06:10 · 9 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

why did it why would it stop after 3 years

2006-08-14 14:05:52 · 5 answers · asked by jack 3 in Television

November 7, in particular, 1955 there was a rare planetary alignment. Curious to hear from those of you born then and how your lives have been to date, and what you specialize in, because it was a very powerful alignment. Many born during 1955 are experiencing lawsuits and.....The entire year, 1955, was special, so would like to hear from anyone born during that year but moreso the scorpios. Thanks.

2006-08-14 14:05:41 · 9 answers · asked by mhiaa 7 in Horoscopes

it's important, and I'm not sure.... http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsODcgmujjLpWGxAslxD4MLzy6IX?qid=20060814175912AAhHtBI

2006-08-14 14:05:27 · 3 answers · asked by ♫♥Ashlyn♥♫ 3 in Polls & Surveys