Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off. She hangs on Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.
Bob's buddies at the club are all agog. They finally corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"
Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They're knocked over, but press on. "How in the world did you persuade her to marry you?" they ask.
"I lied about my age."
His friends are fascinated, "You cad!" they say. "What, did you tell her you were only 50?"
Bob smiles and says, "No. I told her I was 90."
2006-08-14 14:12:30 · 14 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Good joke.
Have a really nice evening.
2006-08-14 14:43:38 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She must be Anna Nicole Smith...
2006-08-14 21:17:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol makes me think of anna nicole smith
2006-08-14 21:23:49 · answer #3 · answered by Darling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol women only want the money lol â¥
2006-08-14 21:17:21 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that was a good one
2006-08-14 21:49:44 · answer #5 · answered by Speak freely 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one!
2006-08-15 17:04:23 · answer #6 · answered by sixteensgrl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No doubt!! it's Anna..
2006-08-14 21:25:23 · answer #7 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice very nice
2006-08-14 21:21:49 · answer #8 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
zero- dud- double dud
2006-08-14 21:23:54 · answer #9 · answered by cajo1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great!!!
2006-08-15 01:40:17 · answer #10 · answered by golddiggalova 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋