In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand-motherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper-pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've know Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice said, "Neither of you b-a-s-t-a-r-d-s better ask her if she knows me."
2006-08-14 14:14:41 · 18 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tht was hilariously wicked hahhahha
2006-08-14 20:47:06 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tooo Funny
2006-08-14 14:22:10 · answer #2 · answered by cajo1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why in courtroom dont they decide directly to hearken to the certainty?I had one criminal expert give up in center of custody listening to because of the fact I informed the certainty approximately EX. additionally yet another timeWhy do the two criminal expert and are available to a decision shake my hand and promise provide me their notice ,They the two lied yet I have been given delight of understanding their notice is Crap & they're Liers.The criminal gadget is broken,
2016-09-29 06:51:10 · answer #3 · answered by riesgo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two thumbs up. Hilarious.
2006-08-14 14:22:13 · answer #4 · answered by Sean J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu! LOL. LOL. LOL.
A maxim of aging: The truth hurts! LOL.
Thank you for the laughs.
2006-08-14 14:41:12 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a giggle out of that one heheheheheheheh
2006-08-14 14:22:54 · answer #6 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey dude that was great. Keep it up and you could be the next Dave Chapale.
2006-08-14 15:26:24 · answer #7 · answered by problemsolver86 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious!!!
2006-08-14 18:38:22 · answer #8 · answered by golddiggalova 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny one
2006-08-14 14:25:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-08-14 14:22:51 · answer #10 · answered by chewbaccars 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋