Entertainment & Music - 14 August 2006

1. Who should be president of the US?
2. What should the official food of the World be?
3. If you were a superhero what would your name be?
4. If God's friend came to visit him and saw everything going on here on planet earth - pick one word he would say.
5. What is the best age to be?
6. For non-parents - How many children would you like to have?
What are their names?
For parents - How many grandchildren would you like to have?
What are their names?
For grandparents -Tell me all about your family, kids, and
grandkids. (Or make up some if you would rather.)
7. What is the worst animal to be?
8. Think of your worst enemy. What misfortune will they encounter tomorrow.
9. What year will we drive little hovercraft vehicles instead of cars.
10. And finally - did you like this survey?

2006-08-14 14:28:26 · 12 answers · asked by Ann 4 in Polls & Surveys

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop the day before Easter and asks, "Excuthe me, thir, do you have any widdle bunny wabbits?"

The shopkeeper's heart melts. He gets down on his knee so that he's on her level, and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and replies, "I don't weally fink my pyfon gives a thit."

2006-08-14 14:28:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-14 14:26:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A call girl? I'm tired of being a 38 year old virgin.

2006-08-14 14:26:48 · 6 answers · asked by ... 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-14 14:26:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For the last year I've just had a regular 20 inch flat screen tv, was just $120. Been looking into getting a 32 inch LCD HD TV, it's $1,000! Are they worth the extra money?

2006-08-14 14:26:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

You are 25. You are walking on the sidewalk to the store on a sunny day in June. On your way there, a girl comes up to you dressed in a Girl Scout uniform. She ask you to buy a box of cookies. You politely say, "No Thank-you." The girl is angry as you see rage in her eyes. She reaches in her bag of cookies and pulls out a gun. She points it towards. She fires, but just misses your head. She makes a run into the street. She trips and falls as a car approches. You are close enough to atempt to pull her out of the street in time. Your next move is...........

2006-08-14 14:26:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i just heard that jery springer is going to be on that show dancing with the stars. is this true? does anyone else find this extremely funny

2006-08-14 14:25:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-08-14 14:25:23 · 4 answers · asked by pghammer20607 1 in Music

Why or Why not?

2006-08-14 14:25:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.

Her girlfriend said, "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."

An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.

The lady said, "That son of a b-i-t-c-h had $500 in quarters!"

2006-08-14 14:25:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-14 14:24:53 · 5 answers · asked by Venus 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-14 14:23:58 · 30 answers · asked by hammysammy 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-14 14:23:54 · 5 answers · asked by peanut butter n jelly time 1 in Television

It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."

"Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said, 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'?"

Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!"

She heard a loud whisper from the back of the classroom: "Screw the Mexicans!"

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."

At that point, another student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Another student yelled, "You're INCREDIBLE!"

Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now, with almost mob hysteria, the teacher said, "You little punk ... if you say anything else, I'll kill you!"

Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."

The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh crap, we're in BIG trouble now!"

Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."

Finally someone throws an eraser at Pedro and another student shouts "Duck"!

Teacher, just waking, asked "Who said that?"

Pedro answered: "Dick Cheney, 2006!"

2006-08-14 14:23:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Do yo think Jennifer and Vince make a better couple, or do you think she goes better with Matthew?
Say why!

2006-08-14 14:23:28 · 23 answers · asked by olde finnn 4 in Celebrities

that show was good even the reruns

2006-08-14 14:23:13 · 2 answers · asked by jack 3 in Television

OMG I thought I was going to die! I totally mean it. Tonight’s show was GREAT I CANT WAIT until next week!
I was soooo nervous and everything seemed so unreal it was awesome...I LOVE shows like this!

2006-08-14 14:22:57 · 2 answers · asked by BL 2 in Television

This question is for Cancers.. I do not have esp.. I don't pretend to.. but but but... are there any other Cancers out there who know what I mean by saying "sometimes I just know things" ( and I cannot count how many times this has happened in my life)

2006-08-14 14:21:48 · 15 answers · asked by tootsie45414 3 in Horoscopes

how do you get those stars and hearts on your name???

2006-08-14 14:21:41 · 6 answers · asked by ... 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-14 14:21:36 · 4 answers · asked by kirane0212 2 in Television

2006-08-14 14:21:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.

The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.

"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

2006-08-14 14:21:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-14 14:20:22 · 7 answers · asked by RJ 3 in Music

Definitely not me.

2006-08-14 14:20:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-14 14:19:55 · 3 answers · asked by hooska911 2 in Television

o know that it has silkk the sHocker on it.his part goes sonmthing like this.this is for the cadilac drivers, sububan riders, pussy divers,

2006-08-14 14:18:54 · 2 answers · asked by simpsonkayci 1 in Music

It had that guy who found the red suit from the aliens which gave him superpowers.

2006-08-14 14:16:30 · 13 answers · asked by Child of the 80's 2 in Television

2006-08-14 14:15:39 · 26 answers · asked by jennifer r 2 in Music

aahhh...im so excited i love all of them and dont know who should win!??

2006-08-14 14:15:06 · 9 answers · asked by khghjhghu 2 in Television