A precious little girl walks into a pet shop the day before Easter and asks, "Excuthe me, thir, do you have any widdle bunny wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts. He gets down on his knee so that he's on her level, and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and replies, "I don't weally fink my pyfon gives a thit."
2006-08-14 14:28:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. is there a medic in the house cause i need stiches on my sides from laughing so hard. but thanks for the laugh any way.
2006-08-14 14:47:59 · answer #1 · answered by mimi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I very much liked that one quite a giggle for the punch line hahahaheheheheh lol
2006-08-14 21:39:16 · answer #2 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only wish I could have heard your voice when you told this one. VERY funny
2006-08-14 21:39:08 · answer #3 · answered by laughsall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolol hahahha great joke and i didn't really see that great ending coming nice â¦
2006-08-14 21:29:45 · answer #4 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaooo thats a great joke!
2006-08-14 21:42:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol u tell good jokes.
2006-08-14 21:33:46 · answer #6 · answered by Darling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is really really old sorry â¥
2006-08-14 22:35:36 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
2006-08-14 22:02:47 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋