A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.
Her girlfriend said, "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.
The lady said, "That son of a b-i-t-c-h had $500 in quarters!"
2006-08-14 14:25:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Never heard that one before. But its pretty funny
*_* COOL *_*
2006-08-14 14:29:21 · answer #1 · answered by luv_greenday_person 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just heaarded that 1 min ago from some 1 else on yahoo.com
2006-08-14 21:30:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it in yahoo jokes jus 2 days bak but good try
2006-08-14 21:49:06 · answer #3 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha good one!
2006-08-14 22:13:55 · answer #4 · answered by deane28 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2006-08-14 21:37:29 · answer #5 · answered by *B@d BiiaTcH* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's a good one!
2006-08-14 21:34:32 · answer #6 · answered by Brn_Eyed_Beauty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm someone just told this its really old too â¥
2006-08-14 22:34:43 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YUK YUK YUK HAHAHAHA hehehehe good one
2006-08-14 21:30:52 · answer #8 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice quicke
2006-08-14 21:39:14 · answer #9 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that's a good one...funny. hehe
2006-08-14 21:31:03 · answer #10 · answered by Darling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋