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I am 38 and still live with my mother. Maybe that's why I can't get laid?

2006-08-14 14:14:46 · 21 answers · asked by ... 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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naw that's not it, why don't you hire a hooker and bring your mom to watch

2006-08-14 14:35:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't think it is weird. As a mother, my two oldest daughters move in and out like I have a revolving door. No matter how old you are, children whether they are male or female, will return home for some reason or another.
Mothers are always there for their children and you can always depend on Mom to help you in any situation you run into. As far as you not getting laid, don't blame that on your mother. It is not her fault you can't get a date.

2006-08-14 21:27:52 · answer #2 · answered by Dottie 6 · 0 0

Thirty eight? What's wrong with you? Are you afraid of something? Is it the real world? Is it supporting yourself and having a meaningful life contributing to society? Buy a house man! You embarass me!

2006-08-14 21:28:37 · answer #3 · answered by Aloofly Goofy 6 · 0 0

you are that guy who asked the virgin question... ok just read my answers, remember the line!!!

and I am dead serious, it is ok to be a late starter on getting a life, I mean you will find the one, and you rmother will live without you.... if you want RIGHT NOW, go apartment hunting....



PS: if you are thinking that right now would be a good time for having "fun"(SeX) don't.... don't call a hooker to see if you can loose it,..... remember the line, IT IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT!

2006-08-14 21:20:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes its wierd,if you want to get laid,move in with a cousin.

2006-08-14 21:20:57 · answer #5 · answered by chewbaccars 2 · 0 0

it's not weird it happens a lot more than you think.
i'm 36 and moved back into my parents house.
i can't get laid either.

2006-08-14 21:22:53 · answer #6 · answered by Jezabel the annoyed cat 7 · 0 0

noooooooo does your mom still feed you too grow up and get a job with the money get a life

2006-08-14 21:31:15 · answer #7 · answered by mano558 5 · 0 0

Chucky does not have that problem

2006-08-14 21:18:17 · answer #8 · answered by CHUCKY NEEDS TO KNOW 1 · 0 0

staying with your mother is normal.it has nothing to do with you not getting laid.

2006-08-14 21:21:43 · answer #9 · answered by mack j 2 · 0 0

Do you at least have one respectable quality, like...oh I don't know, A JOB?

2006-08-14 21:20:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah, you might have a problem. You can't take her back to your place, now can you?

2006-08-14 21:20:18 · answer #11 · answered by hot_chocolat718 2 · 0 0

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