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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"!
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment
2006-08-14 19:07:47 · 10 answers · asked by Steffi 3 in Jokes & Riddles
As Young Guns OR As Young Ones?
2006-08-14 19:07:27 · 16 answers · asked by ^ _ ^ 4 in Polls & Surveys
2006-08-14 19:05:39 · 4 answers · asked by mightyone81 1 in Movies
BE CREATIVE!~
2006-08-14 19:05:29 · 25 answers · asked by Lucid_dreams 4 in Polls & Surveys
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts
Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes
Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
2006-08-14 19:05:09 · 12 answers · asked by Steffi 3 in Jokes & Riddles
1> cried.☻☻
2>got drunk☺
3>partied hard
4>pampered yourself!!
5> fell in love ♥♥♥♥
2006-08-14 19:04:38 · 14 answers · asked by czar 3 in Polls & Surveys
The person who gives the most creative answer wins the 10 points!
2006-08-14 19:04:33 · 4 answers · asked by Lucid_dreams 4 in Polls & Surveys
2006-08-14 19:03:56 · 20 answers · asked by kirstyandrea 2 in Music
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, setup their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evidence the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
2006-08-14 19:03:35 · 12 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Jokes & Riddles
2006-08-14 19:03:22 · 29 answers · asked by cc 6 in Polls & Surveys
2006-08-14 19:03:14 · 28 answers · asked by c-money 4 in Polls & Surveys
[...i have my keys, a watch, loose change, old magnets lol... (i really must clean it up!) :)..]
2006-08-14 19:02:52 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
The catagorizes include......
class clown
best looking
most likely to take over the world
most likley to succeed
most likely to go to heaven
most intelligent
best dressed
life of the party
most likelt to win the nobel peace prize
biggest flirt
most annoying
most likely to max out their credit cards
most likely to die alone
most likely to break hearts
most likely to be mistaken for furniture
most likely to use a voodoo doll
worst dressed
most gullible
most stuck-up
biggest whiner
AND OF COURSE
King And Queen
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2006-08-14 19:02:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television
2006-08-14 19:02:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
10/25/53, Gadsden, Alabama, Sunday 8 P.M. 1st Name 7 letters, Mid Name 6 letters, Last name 7 letters. Currently owner of 2 businesses, thinking of leaving state and starting the 2 businesses in another state. What do you think, feel, see...HELP!
2006-08-14 19:02:09 · 16 answers · asked by Norbus 2 in Horoscopes
James was played by Lance Kerwin. I'd love to see some of those episodes again.
2006-08-14 19:01:54 · 13 answers · asked by jax1962 2 in Television
Mother Superior is having her office at the convent remodeled, so she asks two younger nuns to paint it. Before they start, she warns them not to get any paint on their habits. So the two nuns decide to lock the door and paint in the nude. They're almost done, when they hear a knock on the door.
"Who is it?" they call out nervously.
"Blind man" replies a voice.
The two nuns decide that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room. So they open the door.
"Nice breasts!" exclaims the man.
"Where do you want these blinds?"
2006-08-14 19:01:50 · 16 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Jokes & Riddles
2006-08-14 19:01:12 · 15 answers · asked by kurleylovescheese 6 in Polls & Surveys
2006-08-14 19:00:55 · 19 answers · asked by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 in Other - Entertainment
2006-08-14 19:00:53 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
publisher's in AZ
2006-08-14 18:59:44 · 3 answers · asked by Adam516510 2 in Other - Entertainment
who won? i had to come to work.
2006-08-14 18:58:15 · 13 answers · asked by up all night 4 in Television
i love a lot of movies but my favorite is either Elizabethtown or Lord of the Rings.
2006-08-14 18:55:22 · 32 answers · asked by orlandobloomishot109 1 in Movies
IF NOT, WHY NOT? :) Seriously, everyone needs to see this.
2006-08-14 18:55:20 · 5 answers · asked by melon_rose 2 in Movies
..mine are...
1. i love that i'm creative and imaginative
2. i find it easy to talk to new people, i'm very open :)
3. i write songs and poems too, and i'm happy that i can
tell me something about YOU :)
2006-08-14 18:54:07 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Hey well i'm 14, and need opininons on some good books, i like the harry potter series, Lord of the ring trioligy, Darren Shan- Cirque Du freak, but can anyone tell me other really good books that you can't put down, and are really good??
2006-08-14 18:52:49 · 24 answers · asked by Zeeba Z 1 in Other - Entertainment
2006-08-14 18:51:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television
yes, a stupid question that's been asked before... but how would you respond? (free points ppl... )
2006-08-14 18:50:53 · 22 answers · asked by TheKid 3 in Polls & Surveys
im having trouble with this song... i need to kno who sings it n whats the title of it???
"oh my diamond girl"
thats all i kno... n the song has a reggaton type of background music... helpl me plz...thanks
2006-08-14 18:50:29 · 5 answers · asked by jj 1 in Music
i sure did
2006-08-14 18:50:28 · 4 answers · asked by c-money 4 in Television
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