how now brown cow?!?

Question

yes, a stupid question that's been asked before... but how would you respond? (free points ppl... )

Answer 1

one fish two fish, red fish blue fish.

Answer 2

humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall and they couldn't put him back together again. Whats going to happen to me off I don't get off her and go to bed. But thinks for asking how now brown cow. At least give me 10 points I am trying to get to level two.

Answer 3

How now Brown cow? I forgot to use sunscreen and I eat to many potato chips.

Answer 4

This reminds me of the Dr. Suess book Mr. Brown Can Moo Can You?

Answer 5

why you have to be all racist? just because im a brown cow you dont got to point it out! What, you dont like the chocolate milk? Pshhhht! lol...i know, im crazy...

Answer 6

it makes me think of the question my daughter asked me..if brown cows made chocolate milk

Answer 7

Moooo

Answer 8

How Now, Brown Cow?
From Jerry L. Gardner
1-9-4

With all the talk about MCD (mad cow disease) in conjunction with all the standard bovine excrement that continually flows out of Washington, I recently discovered something that has been around for many years now, the politico/socio ownership of the poor dairy cow. I couldn't help but notice just how timely this piece really is. In keeping up with times and in an effort to remain politically correct, some discerning individual has revised and modified the original statement (which only included items down to DICTATORSHIP), to include the most up to date political gymnastics with the poor cows.

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cow. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens that the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and as many eggs as the regulations say you should need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all of the milk.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

SINGAPOREAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment.

MILITARISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbor decides who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbor picks someone to tell you who gets the milk.

AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it.

BRITISH DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. You feed them sheep brains and they go mad. The government doesn't do anything.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain, then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to kill you and take the cows.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

HONG KONG CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly-listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law in the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax reduction for keeping five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via a Panamanian Intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority stockholder, who sells the rights to all seven cow's milk back to the listed company. The annual report says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because the fung shui is bad.

ENVIRONMENTALISM: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.

FEMINISM: You have two cows. They get married and adopt a veal calf.

TOTALITARIANISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is a symbol of the phallocentric, warmongering, intolerant past) two differently - aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specific gender.

COUNTER CULTURE: Wow, dude, there's like.these two cows, man. You got to have some of this milk.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Answer 9

I only have black cows here. lol No brown cows

Answer 10

this just makes me think about audrey hepburn in my fair lady. well this and the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain.

Answer 11

Now How said the brown cow ??? MOOOOOOOO