2006-08-14 19:00:55 · 19 answers · asked by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
now i lay me down to sleep, i pray shiraz my points to keep, if she picks me when she awakes, ill be so happy that i shall weep
2006-08-14 19:03:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
(Disclaimer: A semi-sick joke:)
This guy is getting dressed in his doctor's office. He has just undergone a complete physical because his wife had been constantly nagging him for months to do so.
After he gets dressed again, the couple meet with the doctor and he goes over the results with both of them. After answering all their questions, as they get up from his desk, he asks the wife to please stay a moment. The husband goes into the outer office.
"I wanted a moment with you alone," he tells her, "to give you the story behind the facts. I'll put it bluntly: while there's nothing specifically wrong with him, he is just fading away. He has lost the will to really live."
"So, what now?" she asks.
"The way I see it, it's up to you. If you give him three home-cooked meals a day, lots of affection, respect, and a good sex life, he'll probably recover. If not, I wouldn't give him a year."
She leaves the doctor's office and gets into the car where the husband is waiting for her. After she closes the door and turns the key in the ignition, he turns to her and asks, "What did the doctor tell you after I left?"
After a moment of silence, she replies, "You're going to die."
2006-08-15 02:28:58 · answer #2 · answered by blktiger@pacbell.net 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the
husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone
at a nearby table. The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right
after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating
that long?"
2006-08-15 02:03:31 · answer #3 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, u r from Shiraz! Then u do deserve something good. Remember Iranians are smart, brave, and proud. Wake up tommorrow with happiness and confidence and say I am Iranian and Proud! GO IRANIANS<3
2006-08-15 02:03:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok heres what you do. say "puppy" out loud cause noone on this earth can say "puppy" without smiling or even laughing cause puppies are just so cute and innocent that you have to smile. have fun with that and hook this puppy up with some points. you know you want to. or you can just think to your self of how funny it would be to kick george bush in the **** lol
2006-08-15 02:37:18 · answer #5 · answered by joey c 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yuppy! At last you want to go to bed since our last arguments last week. You said you don want to sleep ever and never see me again but ooops! you did it again. Hopes you will dreams about me, all the nice thing that we have done together. Sleep well and see you again in my dreams.
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2006-08-15 02:15:53 · answer #6 · answered by sangbayan 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Today is the next best day of your life. Enjoy it!
Go to www.comics.com and look up your favorite comic now!
2006-08-15 02:02:56 · answer #7 · answered by Lee J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do.I just need 25 points for the next level
u are very nice person
2006-08-15 02:02:53 · answer #8 · answered by NicoleDnz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol well lets see, all i can think of is good night n sweet dreams and have a good day tomm! o and im kinda curious wha nat u r? SHRIAZ princess, hmm sounds middle easternish!
2006-08-15 02:02:32 · answer #9 · answered by sickskillz883 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good morning, Pretty, Pretty Princess! Have a lovely day in your kingdom today!
2006-08-15 02:03:17 · answer #10 · answered by Rvn 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋