Entertainment & Music - 11 August 2006

2006-08-11 23:24:15 · 1 answers · asked by rskudhail 1 in Music

they were out in the eighties and they were daft comedies if that helps!!

2006-08-11 23:24:02 · 6 answers · asked by normantrousdale@btinternet.com 3 in Celebrities

2006-08-11 23:23:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There is this farmer who is having problems with his chickens. All of the sudden, they are all getting very sick and he doesn't know what is wrong with them. After trying all conventional means, he calls a biologist, a chemist, and a physicist to see if they can figure out what is wrong. So the biologist looks at the chickens, examines them a bit, and says he has no clue what could be wrong with them. Then the chemist takes some tests and makes some measurements, but he can't come to any conclusions either. So the physicist tries. He stands there and looks at the chickens for a long time without touching them or anything. Then all of the sudden he starts scribbling away in a notebook. Finally, after several gruesome calculations, he exclaims, 'I've got it! But it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum.'

2006-08-11 23:20:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Unfaithful


Story of my life
Searching for the right
But it keeps avoiding me
Sorrow in my soula
Cause it seems that wrongb
Really loves my companyc

He's more than a man
And this is more than love
The reason that the sky is blue
But clouds are rolling in
Because I'm gone again
And to him I just can't be true

And I know that he knows I'm unfaithful
And it kills him inside
To know that I am happy with some other guy
I can see him dying

I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
A murderer

I feel it in the air
As I'm doing my hair
Preparing for another date
A kiss upon my cheek
As he reluctantly
Asks if I'm gonna be out late
I say I won't be long
Just hanging with the girls
A lie I didn't have to tell
Because we both know
Where I'm about to go
And we know it very well

Cause I know that he knows I'm unfaithful
And it kills him inside
To know that I am happy with some other guy
I can see him dying

I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
A murderer

Our love, his trust
I might as well take a gun and put it to his head
Get it over with
I don't wanna do this
Anymore
Uh
Anymore (anymore)

I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
And everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
And I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
A murderer (a murderer)

No no no no

Yeah yeah yeah

2006-08-11 23:19:40 · 13 answers · asked by mAan 2 in Music

Renee Descartes walks into a bar, the bartender says 'sir can I get you a martini 'Descartes says 'I don't think...' and he disappears

2006-08-11 23:19:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

"The Stark Naked Banner"

2006-08-11 23:19:06 · 6 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?




















To get to the same side.

...


Come on, I know you know it's funny!

2006-08-11 23:18:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A psychologist makes an experiment with a mathematician and a physicist. He puts a good-looking, naked woman in a bed in one corner of the room and the mathematician on a chair in another one, and tells him: 'I´ll half the distance between you and the woman every five minutes, and you´re not allowed to stand up.' the mathematician runs away, yelling: 'in that case, I´ll never get to this woman!'. After that, the psychologist takes the physicist and tells him the plan. The physicist starts grinning. the psychologist asks him: 'but you´ll never get to this woman?', the physicists tells him: 'sure, but for all practical things this is a good approximation.'

2006-08-11 23:17:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Your favorite, best characters in motion picture history women, men, digital characters eg (Yoda) anyone

2006-08-11 23:16:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-11 23:16:44 · 5 answers · asked by gorillaguth 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-11 23:15:49 · 11 answers · asked by Abby 3 in Music

Do you act goofy when you are tired? I do. But then I act goofy all the time. I could only think of one category to put this in- comics & animation.

2006-08-11 23:15:21 · 19 answers · asked by דְבוֹרָה Devorah 5 in Comics & Animation

I left my car window down over night and it rained!!!

2006-08-11 23:14:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i need to know why?

2006-08-11 23:14:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

If you watched the care bears cartoon, what was the proper words to the theme tune? i thought it was; its the care bears to the rescue a shoe aan alove it and a help an ave a do. I think this might be wrong.

2006-08-11 23:14:34 · 9 answers · asked by Hales 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-08-11 23:13:59 · 3 answers · asked by Lexi 1 in Celebrities

lol...

2006-08-11 23:13:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

.....?

2006-08-11 23:10:48 · 74 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-11 23:09:11 · 5 answers · asked by lillian m 1 in Other - Entertainment

My Car Is Sexy?
<<<< Its pictured!

haha, have fun with it!

2006-08-11 23:08:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...always get the physcos?

2006-08-11 23:07:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-11 23:06:01 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-11 23:05:53 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-11 23:05:21 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-11 23:05:15 · 6 answers · asked by amishhippie 1 in Music

2006-08-11 23:04:20 · 2 answers · asked by p.bammy 1 in Music

I do so much that when she left I stopped watching the show!

2006-08-11 23:02:32 · 8 answers · asked by sora,donald,and goofy. 3 in Comics & Animation

2006-08-11 23:01:42 · 8 answers · asked by James Dean 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I usually make it or fix..... l'm pretty handy, but sometimes I break my fair share of things.....

I got I key stuck in the lock and it snapped.

2006-08-11 23:00:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys