Entertainment & Music - 11 August 2006

1. James Arness
2. Dan Blocker
3. Michael Learned
4. Amanda Blake
5. Chuck Connors
6. Cubby,Karen and Annette
7. Fred MacMurray
8. Richard Thomas
9. Tony Dow
10.Paul Peterson

2006-08-11 22:58:09 · 9 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Television

...... what do you think the tribals will think of these things found in archeological excavation...

1- A Computer.
2- A CD.
3- A mobile phone
4- A baseball bat
5- Any other items of your choice?

Have fun!
And if you don't get the question, my bad!

2006-08-11 22:56:34 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Nudeists Afford The Heating Bills?

Just Curious, haha

2006-08-11 22:56:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-11 22:55:35 · 17 answers · asked by David 5 in Comics & Animation

2006-08-11 22:55:15 · 4 answers · asked by Krazy H 1 in Music

A friend Was telling me about a guy that she wasn't very happy with and she said "I wouldn't trust him with a ten foot pole!"

2006-08-11 22:54:30 · 12 answers · asked by spackler 6 in Jokes & Riddles

all i know is that it was a song from the 80's i think. its an old rare groove/soul tune. its kind of a jazzy tune. please help

2006-08-11 22:53:29 · 9 answers · asked by deldarko1977 2 in Music

do you think they should put them all in the diary room and gas the idiots..

2006-08-11 22:53:25 · 43 answers · asked by missnikid 4 in Television

please tell me what the message is

2006-08-11 22:53:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

The USS William Jefferson Clinton (CVS1) set sail today from its home port of Vancouver , BC.



The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Bill Clinton "for his foresight in military budget cuts" and his conduct while president. The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which although they cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck do form a very menacing presence.



As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board. The 20 person crew is completely diversified and includes members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation. This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the United States at all costs.



An on board Type One DNC Universal Translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find America offensive. The number of apologies are limitless and though some may sound hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises all apologies will sound very sincere.



The ship's purpose is not defined so much as a unit of national defense - but instead in times of conflict the USS Clinton has orders to seek refuge in Canada . The ship may be positioned near the Democratic National Party Headquarters for photo-ops and can be used extensively for social experimentation, and whatever other worthless jobs, the ex-commander-in-chief and his wife can think of.

It is largely rumored that the ship will also be the set for the upcoming season of MTV's "The Real World".



The ship was renamed and commissioned USS William J Clintion when someone realized the USS Blowfish was already taken!

2006-08-11 22:52:35 · 5 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i need a website with a song codes on them

2006-08-11 22:51:02 · 1 answers · asked by dude d 1 in Other - Entertainment

Just when you think my questions couldn't get any dumber.

2006-08-11 22:51:00 · 10 answers · asked by Jimmy H 4 in Movies

2006-08-11 22:49:29 · 4 answers · asked by Maniyan K 1 in Celebrities

Because, I do... and, there's nobody there.

2006-08-11 22:47:07 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the
play ground and go into the woods.

Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and
Aunt Jane in a"Passionate Embrace."

Little Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.... "MOMMYMOMMY, IWASATTHEPLAYGROUNDANDDADDYAND.."
Mommy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story. So Little Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy.."
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

2006-08-11 22:46:07 · 7 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-11 22:45:21 · 3 answers · asked by garnessilva 1 in Movies

And do you want to come along?

2006-08-11 22:43:08 · 22 answers · asked by DL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-11 22:42:44 · 5 answers · asked by mini 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-11 22:42:14 · 6 answers · asked by arooj_ali64 1 in Celebrities

2006-08-11 22:40:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-11 22:38:24 · 4 answers · asked by spackler 6 in Jokes & Riddles

gemini cancer those signs

2006-08-11 22:37:32 · 14 answers · asked by *justaboyluver* 1 in Jokes & Riddles

The writer's are actually pretty smart. Create a ridiculous plot, and then blast it all over the web.

2006-08-11 22:36:07 · 7 answers · asked by Scottie 4 in Other - Entertainment

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his
flashlightaround, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a
CD player to place In his sack, a strange, disembodied voice
echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."



He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight
off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he Shook
his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score,
then clicked the light on and began searching for more
valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could
disconnect the wires, clear as a bell

he heard, "Jesus is watching you."



Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,
looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of
the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.



"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot



"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just
trying to warn you."



The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, Huh? who in the world are
you?"



"Moses," replied the bird.



"Moses?" the Burglar laughed .. "What kind of people
would name a bird Moses?"



The Parrot replied "The kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler Jesus."

2006-08-11 22:34:48 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

OR any song you think is good..... best answers will recieve 10points.

2006-08-11 22:33:51 · 10 answers · asked by prettybee 2 in Music

2006-08-11 22:33:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-11 22:32:32 · 44 answers · asked by Becca 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-11 22:30:39 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

are trying to bring attention to themselves by critizing oprah for being a raciat against rappers? Or do you think they're being complete dump assess?

2006-08-11 22:30:16 · 5 answers · asked by garnessilva 1 in Celebrities

My phone is a Motorola C975 but I'd love to use bluetooth with it.

2006-08-11 22:30:15 · 5 answers · asked by Pedro 2 in Other - Entertainment