Entertainment & Music - 11 August 2006

what do you think is the funniest and which do you prefer?

2006-08-11 20:54:53 · 17 answers · asked by great_pretender 2 in Television

2006-08-11 20:54:04 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"Out of the blue? It's smack dab in the middle of the blue!!"

Who where why and when?

2006-08-11 20:53:10 · 1 answers · asked by agliotti 3 in Television

He is a celeb and he needs to do the look at me thing agin, but now with the kid...Yess I do care because he mad such a fuss about being inlove so show the end result of that love...Please... so the tabloids can get back to the 20pound babies... may be baby Cruise is a 20pound baby? Oh I am just bored out my mind and cant sleep... but any others that are bored respond

2006-08-11 20:53:02 · 14 answers · asked by CreateSomthing 2 in Celebrities

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Zzjw9-y_a4E&mode=related&search= the first before spin me round
tank youu!!!! kiss anissa

2006-08-11 20:52:08 · 11 answers · asked by anissayett 1 in Music

2006-08-11 20:51:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The security said to me no lotion and perfume. And then he force me to get out of the airport with tears. Should I leave my things at home?

2006-08-11 20:51:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Blame It On Adam

December 8th, 1999 (No. 100)
AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 8/10


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One day Adam was walking in the Garden of Eden. He let out a big sigh and God appeared:
God: What is wrong Adam?

Adam: I'm lonely God.

God: Lonely? Why?

Adam: Well, everything is great, but there isn't anyone to talk to.

God: Hmmm...(thinks a moment) I'll make you a companion. I'll make a woman!

Adam: A What!?

God: A woman. It will be the most sensative, caring, loving creature I'll ever make. It will know your every need and want, and perform them before you have to ask.

Adam: Well what will it cost me?

God: Your right eye, your left leg, all your hair, one testicle, and 6 toes.

Adam thinks for a moment...

Adam: Well that's a little too expensive for my budget,what can I get for one RIB? the rest is history...

2006-08-11 20:50:14 · 20 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Jokes & Riddles

"Fisrt I played with mommy....now I play with you...."

2006-08-11 20:50:13 · 5 answers · asked by agliotti 3 in Movies

The Life Of An Egg

December 21st, 1999 (No. 113)
AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 9/10


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So you think your life is bad?
Just think how bad the Life of the EGG is...

You only get laid once!

You only get eaten once!

It takes you 4 minutes to get hard!

It takes you 2 minutes to get soft!

You have to share a box with 11 other guys!

And the only chick who ever sat on your face was your Mother!

NOW don't you feel better?

2006-08-11 20:49:00 · 15 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-11 20:48:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I'm a sucker for saracasm, tasteless jokes and flattery. Bring it on!!!

2006-08-11 20:48:15 · 18 answers · asked by yumyum 6 in Polls & Surveys

A really fat lady, with a HUGE butt and small breasts, was sitting at the bar enjoying her drink. It wasn't long before another customer, a semi-drunk man, came in and sat next to her.
After ordering himself a drink, he looked around and noticed the pear shaped lady. He then bluntly stated to her, "Lady, you sure have a HUGE butt". Upon hearing this, the lady smacked the guy so hard that he fell off of his barstool and left.

It didn't take long for another customer to enter the bar, this time it was a really drunk sailor. He sat down next to the pear shaped lady, looked at her and said "Jesus, lady, you sure do have small breasts!"

The lady said "I know, and I wish that I could do something about it".

The sailor had a suggestion. "You should try this. Take a wad of toilet paper and wipe it up down your breast bone for a few days ... that should do the trick".

The lady became curious. "Really?", she said. "Do you think that will work?"

"I'm not sure," the sailor responded, "but it sure did a number on your butt!"

2006-08-11 20:48:10 · 13 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-11 20:47:29 · 12 answers · asked by Kysalin 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-11 20:47:22 · 2 answers · asked by craptastic 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-11 20:47:02 · 5 answers · asked by Travis D. - Houston, TX 1 in Music

Choose format, set starts w/ the following song:

Country: I want to Know what Love is by Wynona Judd
Old Skool: Fire by Ohio Players
R&B: Inner City Blues by Marvin Gaye
Alternative: You're Beautiful by James Blunt
Classic Rock: Gimme Shelter by Rolling Stones
Adult contemporary: Where is the Love by Roberta Flack & Donny Hathaway
Classic 80's: Let me Go by Heaven 17
Hard rock/Heavy Metal: Money by Velvet Revolver

Or.. add your category

2006-08-11 20:46:49 · 6 answers · asked by sansjazz 3 in Music

2006-08-11 20:46:34 · 8 answers · asked by P C 2 in Television

2006-08-11 20:46:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

"do you even know your daughter? There's no WAY she likes that song. Go to the mall!"

2006-08-11 20:46:07 · 10 answers · asked by agliotti 3 in Movies

ever since I started tuning to Launchcast,I am not able to get my favourite artistes.Insytead of repeating the same songs,could you not play more new songs by the same artistes.I rated Carpenters at the top and you never play their songs!

2006-08-11 20:46:06 · 6 answers · asked by pappu 1 in Music

my sister just came in to kiss me goodnight and slipped me the tounge. i waited a few minutes and went into her room but my brother was all ready in there. should i join them or wait till he's done? just wondering.

2006-08-11 20:45:54 · 12 answers · asked by kurleylovescheese 6 in Polls & Surveys

"Ohhhhhhh Rexy you're soooo sexy"

2006-08-11 20:45:20 · 6 answers · asked by agliotti 3 in Movies

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1. Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for.
2. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.

3. Order in another language, but be careful what neighborhood you are in.

4. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window shopping and drive on.

5. Ask how they fit into that little box.

6. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.

7. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.

2006-08-11 20:44:57 · 24 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Jokes & Riddles

"I don't wanna join your goddam union"

2006-08-11 20:43:07 · 7 answers · asked by agliotti 3 in Movies

"The greatest thing is just to love and be loved in return"

Minty I know....but from where and which two characters said it?

2006-08-11 20:42:17 · 10 answers · asked by agliotti 3 in Movies

Ever seen it happen at least for the L____!

2006-08-11 20:41:55 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Morris asks his son, now aged 10, if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the father asked his son what was wrong.

"Oh dad," he sobbed, "at age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to live for!"

2006-08-11 20:41:15 · 20 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Jokes & Riddles

from where?

2006-08-11 20:40:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-11 20:39:31 · 12 answers · asked by Meenu 1 in Jokes & Riddles