Morris asks his son, now aged 10, if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the father asked his son what was wrong.
"Oh dad," he sobbed, "at age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to live for!"
2006-08-11 20:41:15 · 20 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great joke, I check your stuff all the time...Why did you change avatars? I liked the other one better.
2006-08-12 22:55:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny 2 points
2006-08-11 20:44:05 · answer #2 · answered by brittanyprovidence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
2006-08-11 20:46:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A fowl and an egg are mendacity in mattress. The fowl is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a happy smile on its face. The egg, finding extremely aggravated, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "exact, i think we finally spoke back that question."
2016-10-01 23:40:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2006-08-11 20:43:22 · answer #5 · answered by bionicRod 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He made a street wise kid. lol 2 points.
2006-08-11 20:44:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell th best joke u know
2006-08-11 20:43:38 · answer #7 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious!!!
2006-08-11 21:36:38 · answer #8 · answered by golddiggalova 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2006-08-11 20:47:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww poor kid! lol cute one
2006-08-11 20:56:24 · answer #10 · answered by danyella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋