Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the
play ground and go into the woods.
Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and
Aunt Jane in a"Passionate Embrace."
Little Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.... "MOMMYMOMMY, IWASATTHEPLAYGROUNDANDDADDYAND.."
Mommy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story. So Little Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy.."
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
2006-08-11 22:46:07 · 7 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
At the dinner table mummy ask Johnny to tell his story. Johnny starts his story, describing the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and....."then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the army."
2006-08-11 22:47:31 · update #1
I think new!!
Thanks for two points. How about ten points?
2006-08-11 23:15:57 · answer #1 · answered by RealArsenalFan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey........its really good one........but old.........still makes giggle.....
here is one for you tooooo.........have fun
Three girls died and were brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel.
St. Peter asked the girls, "Before entering you must answer this simple question."
"Which is ...?", they replied in unison.
"Have you been a good girl?", he asked the first girl.
"Oh yes", she said. "I was a virgin before I got married and was still virgin even after I got married."
"Very good", said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl ... the golden key."
"Have you been a good girl?", he asked the second girl.
"Oh, quite good", she said. "I was a virgin before I got married but was not after I got married."
"Very good", said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl ... the silver key."
"Have you been a good girl?", he asked the third girl.
"Oh no, not at all," she said. "I practically had sex with every guy I met before and after I got married. Anywhere, anytime."
"Very good," said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl ... my room key."
2006-08-12 10:03:18 · answer #2 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! LOL. LOL. Yep. LOL.
Thank you for the laughs.
Have a great day!
2006-08-12 09:45:53 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA
I am falling out of my chair HA HA HA
2006-08-12 05:49:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG LMAO NEW TO ME
2006-08-12 06:01:13 · answer #5 · answered by London qirl . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny..lol ! thx
2006-08-12 05:54:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats pretty good :D
2006-08-12 06:06:22 · answer #7 · answered by cassycookie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋