2006-08-11 23:01:42 · 8 answers · asked by James Dean 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
have already slept 7 hours and now i'm up this sucks
2006-08-11 23:06:44 · update #1
My cat is chasing the curser. So when I type he steps on the key board and messes it up. It is quite entertaining. Just now he logged me into my email.
2006-08-11 23:07:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anne M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her "mother of six" rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles.
A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband's description. "Mother of six," he would say, "Get me a beer!" "Hey mother of six, what's for dinner tonight?" This type of situation persisted to a boiling point.
Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yelled out, "Hey mother of six, I think it's time to go!"
The wife seized the moment and shouted back, "I'll be right with you - father of four!"
2006-08-12 00:42:56 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ HeartStolen ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In which country are you in? Or rather which planet are you in, and what time refference do you use?
Just wake up and do something, do some house chores. You don't need something funny to make you sleep - you need something really boring.
2006-08-11 23:07:06 · answer #3 · answered by RealArsenalFan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's 4:58am and you're still awake.
2006-08-11 23:04:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've stayed up untill 10 a.m before cause i couldn't sleep.
2006-08-11 23:06:54 · answer #5 · answered by London qirl . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
watch something funny
2006-08-11 23:04:14 · answer #6 · answered by TJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
something funny
2006-08-11 23:05:27 · answer #7 · answered by Michelle R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you need to laugh at this time of the hour?
Got a good reason?
I don't think so
So..............GO TO SLEEP DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-11 23:08:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋